And now, a parody...For My Wife
To the tune of...well, you know
For my wife, who left me for the Opposing Faction in WoW. :)
Every gem you take
And every move you make
Every green you break
Every noob you take
Ill be pwning you
Every single day
And every word you say
In this game we play
Every drake you slay
Ill be pwning you
Oh, can't you see
Me in PVP
Want to melt your face!
Bash your head in with a mace!
Every move you make
Every curse you break
Every noob you fake
Every blue you break
Ill be pwning you
Since you've gone, Ive been selling mats for space
I dream at night, I could only melt your face
I look around but these slots I cant replace
I feel so Rawr and I use my Dark Embrace
I keep crying let me, kill her please
Oh, can't you see
Me in PVP
Want to melt your face!
Bash your head in with a mace!
Every move you make
Every curse you break
Every noob you fake
Epic drops you break
Ill be pwning you
Every move you make
Every noob you fake
Ill be pwning you
Ill be pwning you
Unending Breath you take
Enchanting mats you make
Every curse you break
When there's loot at stake
(Ill be pwning you)
Every single day
And every word you say
In this game we play
Every mob you slay
Ill be pwning you
Every move you make
Every curse you break
Every noob you fake
Every blue you break
Ill be pwning you
Every single day
And every word you say
In this game we play
Every drake you slay
Ill be pwning you
Every gem you take
And every move you make
Every green you break
Every noob you take
Ill be pwning you
Every single day
And every word you say
In this game we play
Every drake you slay
Every Night...