Corned beef hash with a side of two hookers, over easy
Craqzybrian here. I just returned from the aladin where I went to try and win $2 million by pulling their free slot machine. Well, the machine was closed for the night so I went to the cafe instead because by this time I'm famished. While I'm looking at the menu outside two attractive ladies (one a tall blonde and the other short with redish borwn hair) walk up to me and ask if they serve eggs benedict. I told them I didn't know and then they asked where I was from. I replied that I lived in town. They went in, I finished looking at the menu, discovered they served corned beef hash and went inside to get my breakfast on. While I'm eating the brunnette waves at me and motions for me to join them. (Here we go I remember thinking, big bri's vegas adventure)I sit down and they we begin small talk.
Brunnette: so, what do you do? (I notice her orally servicing her straw)
Me: I'm a teacher.
Brunnette: oh really where did you graduate?
Me: UNLV
Brunnette: I'm a rebel too. I have a degree in hotel management
Me: oh so you work at the hotels
Ladies: yeah
Me: which one
blonde: oh well we work in the bars
Me: oh so yer bartenders
Brunnette: You don't understand, we work at the BARS
Blonde: we're adult entertainers
Me: wow, uh good for you. I totally support that.
Blonde: so how old are you?
Me: 24 how old are you?
Blonde 26
Brun: 28
Me: That's so cool. I've never met an adult entertainer before. I think it should be legal what you guys do.
Blonde: I don't that would make it cheap
Me: yeah but then you could get benefits, insurance
Brun: That is true
Blonde: I just pay for mine
Me: That is something I've always wanted to do but I don't have the body for it. To work at Hedi Fleiss's stud ranch you've got to be a super man.
Brun: It's not like on tv. Do you ever watch cat house on hbo?
Me: Yeah! That's in beatty.
Brun: So, do you have any extra money you'd like to spend tonight?
Me: Sadly no, like I said I'm a teacher and this isn't even my money
Blonde: whose is it?
Me: My mom lets me use her debit card
Blonde: Wow, you must be a good son, she must trust you.
Me: she does. I'd love nothing more than to party with you both but I promised my best friend I'd never pay for sex
Brun: How would she know?
Me: She'd find out.
Brun: She's just upset because she can't do what we do
(We get up to go pay.)
Me: So if it's not too much to ask what's yer going rate?
Brun: tips start at $600
Me: Wow yeah I definately can't afford that
Brun: Put it on your credit card. Make payments. Penis Payments
Me: Sorry $1200 can't do it.
(They both laugh)
I leave them on the way to walking them to their car and call Sarah
This was fucking the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.-Crazybrian
Brunnette: so, what do you do? (I notice her orally servicing her straw)
Me: I'm a teacher.
Brunnette: oh really where did you graduate?
Me: UNLV
Brunnette: I'm a rebel too. I have a degree in hotel management
Me: oh so you work at the hotels
Ladies: yeah
Me: which one
blonde: oh well we work in the bars
Me: oh so yer bartenders
Brunnette: You don't understand, we work at the BARS
Blonde: we're adult entertainers
Me: wow, uh good for you. I totally support that.
Blonde: so how old are you?
Me: 24 how old are you?
Blonde 26
Brun: 28
Me: That's so cool. I've never met an adult entertainer before. I think it should be legal what you guys do.
Blonde: I don't that would make it cheap
Me: yeah but then you could get benefits, insurance
Brun: That is true
Blonde: I just pay for mine
Me: That is something I've always wanted to do but I don't have the body for it. To work at Hedi Fleiss's stud ranch you've got to be a super man.
Brun: It's not like on tv. Do you ever watch cat house on hbo?
Me: Yeah! That's in beatty.
Brun: So, do you have any extra money you'd like to spend tonight?
Me: Sadly no, like I said I'm a teacher and this isn't even my money
Blonde: whose is it?
Me: My mom lets me use her debit card
Blonde: Wow, you must be a good son, she must trust you.
Me: she does. I'd love nothing more than to party with you both but I promised my best friend I'd never pay for sex
Brun: How would she know?
Me: She'd find out.
Brun: She's just upset because she can't do what we do
(We get up to go pay.)
Me: So if it's not too much to ask what's yer going rate?
Brun: tips start at $600
Me: Wow yeah I definately can't afford that
Brun: Put it on your credit card. Make payments. Penis Payments
Me: Sorry $1200 can't do it.
(They both laugh)
I leave them on the way to walking them to their car and call Sarah
This was fucking the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.-Crazybrian