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[rohir]

*has gained enlightenment once again*

*is now a firm believe that healthy bowels lead to true happiness*

*re-emerges in Tirion to spread the word*

*starts handing out flyers*

Coming soon...

The Merry Elf New Age Spa and Colon Irrigation Centre

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Comments

[elladanelrondio]

You're mad. Everyone always thought I was the weird one, but no. No, it's official. YOU'RE THE EVIL TWIN!

[rohir]

*frowns*

*puts my hand right above your crotch*

Hmmm... yes... definitely bad energy.

[elladanelrondio]

YOU LEAVE MY NETHER REGIONS ALONE!

[rohir]

*snorts at your ignorance*

Actually, I don't do anything. What you do is put a hose up your...

[elladanelrondio]

*sticks fingers in hears*

LALALAAAAA NOT LISTENING DON'T WANNA HEAR, HAVE SEEN ENOUGH BOWEL TRAUMA IN MY LIFE AS A HEALER TO KNOW THAT I WANT AS LITTLE TO DO WITH THEM AS POSSIBLE AND I EAT PLENTY OF ROUGHAGE SO GO I'M RUNNING AWAY!!!!

*runs with fingers still in ears*

[rohir]

Yes... definitely bad bowel energy.