Boum Boum
I decided to update again. These are the mean jokes from Angel that I
was talking about before. Pilar don't take offense to some of these
jokes. We mean the really dumb blondes.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO* !!!
*And this one is for Pilar from what she said in my last entry*
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
I'm practically addicted to this song now. Everyone should go out and listen to this song now. Not to be bad or anything (don't kill me) but this song always reminds me of a bird and a doggie. *wink wink wonk*
Boum Boum Lyrics
My heart goes Boum Boum Boum
Every time I think of you
Inside It's Boum Boum Boum
Lost control what shall I do?
Cos I wanna be your lover
Till the end of our lives
I could never miss again
These loving eyes
Oh Boum Boum Boum
My heart goes Boum Boum Boum
Every time I think of you
I feel that Boum Boum Boum
No control of what I'll do
Simplicity, complexity, oh what a tragedy
Reality, insanity, strange normality
Incredible, untouchable, Oh but just visual
And I want you, Just you,
Oh Boum Boum
My heart goes Boum Boum Boum
When my mind is touching you
I'm going Boum Boum Boum
Only light inside my gloom
Cos I wanna be your lover
Till the end of our lives
I could never miss again
These loving eyes
Oh Boum Boum Boum
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO* !!!
*And this one is for Pilar from what she said in my last entry*
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
I'm practically addicted to this song now. Everyone should go out and listen to this song now. Not to be bad or anything (don't kill me) but this song always reminds me of a bird and a doggie. *wink wink wonk*
Boum Boum Lyrics
My heart goes Boum Boum Boum
Every time I think of you
Inside It's Boum Boum Boum
Lost control what shall I do?
Cos I wanna be your lover
Till the end of our lives
I could never miss again
These loving eyes
Oh Boum Boum Boum
My heart goes Boum Boum Boum
Every time I think of you
I feel that Boum Boum Boum
No control of what I'll do
Simplicity, complexity, oh what a tragedy
Reality, insanity, strange normality
Incredible, untouchable, Oh but just visual
And I want you, Just you,
Oh Boum Boum
My heart goes Boum Boum Boum
When my mind is touching you
I'm going Boum Boum Boum
Only light inside my gloom
Cos I wanna be your lover
Till the end of our lives
I could never miss again
These loving eyes
Oh Boum Boum Boum