Just a list...
Movies I've seen lately:
Saw (I know I've mentioned it before, but I liked it.)
Quotes
Dr. Lawrence Gordon : What's your name?
Adam : What's my name? Right now my name is Pretty Fucking Confused; what's yours?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon : He doesn't want us to saw through our chains! He wants us to saw through our feet!
Blade II (Zzzzzz)
Quotes
Reinhardt : Like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "If ya want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yourself".
Blade : [noticing vampire tattoo] You're human.
Kounen : Barely. I'm a lawyer.
Shaun of the Dead (*Giggle* Loved the "Don't Stop Me Now" part.)
Quotes
[a jukebox begins playing Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" while the zombie Pub owner attacks the group]
Shaun : Who the hell put this on?
Ed : It's on random.
Liz : For fuck's sake!
Shaun : Kill the Queen!
David : What?
Shaun : The music!
Bad Santa (Not *that* funny, but was okay)
Quotes
Kid : Your beard's not real.
Willie : It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid : How come?
Willie : I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid : Mrs. Claus?
Willie : Actually it was her sister.
Willie : You know, I think I've turned a corner.
Marcus : Yeah? You fucking petites now?
Willie : No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.
Marcus : You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.
The Manchurian Candidate (Liked the idea, kind of want to see the original)
Quote
Eleanor Shaw : How much do you actually know about your friend?
Raymond Shaw : I served under him. He was a good man.
Eleanor Shaw : That's what the neighbors always say about serial killers.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Very simplistic, but amusing)
Quotes
Ron Burgundy : [Ron's dog barks at him] You know I don't speak Spanish.
Brian Fantana : Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind : It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY!
Brick Tamland : I don't know what we're yelling about!
Brick Tamland : I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded.
Bill Lawson : [narrating] Brick Tamland now has a family with 11 children. He is now a top advisor to the Bush Administration.
Brian Fantana : People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what your asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the octagon, but I also nick name my testie's my left one is James Wesfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noise water. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Man on Fire (A bit long)
Quotes
Creasy : Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.
Rayburn : A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
The Princess Bride (Really cute)
Quotes
Inigo Montoya : I donna suppose you could espeed things up?
Westley : If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya : I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only only waiting around to kill you.
Westley : That does put a damper on our relationship.
Fezzik : We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black : You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Buttercup : You mock my pain.
Westley : Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Westley : Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?
Inigo Montoya : Let me 'splain.
[pause]
Inigo Montoya : No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry' Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill Count Rugen.
Westley : That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying.
"Brødrene Dal og spektralsteinene" (Flashback to my childhood)
Trivia
The places that the main characters visit with their time machine are (in order): Norway during the Viking age (the year 1030), 17th century France (spoofing "The Three Musketeers"), the 18th century (spoofing "Robinson Crusoe"), ancient Egypt (where they encounter a pharaoh and a mummy), the wild west in 19th century America, 1920's England (where they spend the night in a haunted mansion), 12th century England (spoofing the legend of Robin Hood), the 1001 Nights universe (encountering a genie in a bottle and Ali Baba) and finally Norway during World War 2, before they are beamed aboard an alien spaceship and transported to a distant planet in another galaxy! All this was managed on an impressively modest budget and the crew rarely left the vicinities of Oslo, Norway when shooting it.
Toy Soldiers (I love it.)
Quotes.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
Ricardo Montoya : Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : I didn't fart.
Ricardo Montoya : It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
Henry "Hank" Giles, III : No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.
Luis Cali : What does your father do, William?
William "Billy" Tepper : He's a contractor.
Luis Cali : According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world.
William "Billy" Tepper : Yeah, he's a contractor.
Jonathan: Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen.
Billy: That's right. That's it exactly.
Jonathan: I was attempting to be sarcastic.
Billy: Well you shouldn't have been. You should have been writing it down.
The Medallion (Just has to be a kiddie Movie!)
Quote
[Looking at his own corpse]
Eddie Yang : Is my nose really that big?
Okay, now I have to get beck to working on my essay, have actually gotten further than planned today, but since I've got the time I might just as well continue. :)