Full Figured Post (or How I Post Too Much Crap)
► From chat (regarding a picture of Christina Hendricks at the 2010 Emmy Awards):Derek: I love me some Christina Hendricks :-9
Matt: are they being propped up from beneath?
Derek: my obsession with Christina has been endangering my obsession for Jenny Love all year
Matt: I got it
Matt: she's in a pool and they are floating
Derek: they're floating on my hopes and dreams
Matt: That will do it
Found more shots of Ms. Hendricks from a few different sites. Hopefully I'll find more tomorrow.
► George Pérez confirms another delay for Teen Titans: Games - I love George Pérez's work, and wish him a speedy recovery from his myriad health problems, but I can't believe people actually expected Games to come out as scheduled this time. It's a 25 year delayed graphic novel!
► Japanese resort towns battle marauding monkey - From the article:'Nearly 60 people in the towns of Mishima and Susono near the scenic Izu peninsula and Mount Fuji have been chomped by the macaque since mid-August, mostly on the calves. Mishima now publishes a daily "biting monkey" alert on the town website, posting where the animal was most recently spotted and warning residents to keep doors and windows shut.'
Ninja monkey knows stealth. Thank goodness it hasn't learned to use firearms.
► 'Green Lantern' competitors Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper tackle new action flick - My sister is probably already ovulating.
► James Cameron to Piranha 3D: You Suck - Ah, hubris. Cameron's quote:'I tend almost never to throw other films under the bus, but [Piranha 3D] is exactly an example of what we should not be doing in 3-D. Because it just cheapens the medium and reminds you of the bad 3-D horror films from the 70s and 80s, like Friday the 13th 3-D. When movies got to the bottom of the barrel of their creativity and at the last gasp of their financial lifespan, they did a 3-D version to get the last few drops of blood out of the turnip. '
In no way is that similar to Jim Cameron re-releasing his $2.75 billion grossing Avatar this past weekend, just a few months after it's initial theatrical run ended, with all new added footage! Nope, completely different. His turnip draining is classier. Possibly, he holds his pinky out.
► John Cusack Is The Raven's Poe - From the article:'...which is set during the last five days of the writer’s life. But this isn’t some stuffy biopic with him gracefully dying and experiencing characters from his stories coming to life… Nope, the tale will see him teaming up with a detective to hunt down a serial killer with a serious Poe obsession who has kidnapped the scribbler’s fiancée and is out on a murder spree inspired by his work.'
Do I even have to say I really want to see this movie? Also, I find it funny that the article's writer uses the term "gracefully dying" when Poe infamously died after being found delirious in a gutter wearing someone else's clothes. Has any other writer in history gone off the rails quite like Poe?
► FunnyOrDie.com: You Again Cast Fight - I think my favourite bit is Sigourney Weaver righteously listing her filmography. You go, Siggy!
You Again Cast Fight from Betty White
Quote of the Moment
Nick Chapman: What is it?
Emmet Sumner: It's this stupid movie. It's called "Coffins from Hell."
Nick Chapman: What is it about?
Emmet Sumner: Coffins from hell.
- The Big Picture (1989)
Matt: are they being propped up from beneath?
Derek: my obsession with Christina has been endangering my obsession for Jenny Love all year
Matt: I got it
Matt: she's in a pool and they are floating
Derek: they're floating on my hopes and dreams
Matt: That will do it
Found more shots of Ms. Hendricks from a few different sites. Hopefully I'll find more tomorrow.
► George Pérez confirms another delay for Teen Titans: Games - I love George Pérez's work, and wish him a speedy recovery from his myriad health problems, but I can't believe people actually expected Games to come out as scheduled this time. It's a 25 year delayed graphic novel!
► Japanese resort towns battle marauding monkey - From the article:'Nearly 60 people in the towns of Mishima and Susono near the scenic Izu peninsula and Mount Fuji have been chomped by the macaque since mid-August, mostly on the calves. Mishima now publishes a daily "biting monkey" alert on the town website, posting where the animal was most recently spotted and warning residents to keep doors and windows shut.'
Ninja monkey knows stealth. Thank goodness it hasn't learned to use firearms.
► 'Green Lantern' competitors Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper tackle new action flick - My sister is probably already ovulating.
► James Cameron to Piranha 3D: You Suck - Ah, hubris. Cameron's quote:'I tend almost never to throw other films under the bus, but [Piranha 3D] is exactly an example of what we should not be doing in 3-D. Because it just cheapens the medium and reminds you of the bad 3-D horror films from the 70s and 80s, like Friday the 13th 3-D. When movies got to the bottom of the barrel of their creativity and at the last gasp of their financial lifespan, they did a 3-D version to get the last few drops of blood out of the turnip. '
In no way is that similar to Jim Cameron re-releasing his $2.75 billion grossing Avatar this past weekend, just a few months after it's initial theatrical run ended, with all new added footage! Nope, completely different. His turnip draining is classier. Possibly, he holds his pinky out.
► John Cusack Is The Raven's Poe - From the article:'...which is set during the last five days of the writer’s life. But this isn’t some stuffy biopic with him gracefully dying and experiencing characters from his stories coming to life… Nope, the tale will see him teaming up with a detective to hunt down a serial killer with a serious Poe obsession who has kidnapped the scribbler’s fiancée and is out on a murder spree inspired by his work.'
Do I even have to say I really want to see this movie? Also, I find it funny that the article's writer uses the term "gracefully dying" when Poe infamously died after being found delirious in a gutter wearing someone else's clothes. Has any other writer in history gone off the rails quite like Poe?
► FunnyOrDie.com: You Again Cast Fight - I think my favourite bit is Sigourney Weaver righteously listing her filmography. You go, Siggy!
You Again Cast Fight from Betty White
Quote of the Moment
Nick Chapman: What is it?
Emmet Sumner: It's this stupid movie. It's called "Coffins from Hell."
Nick Chapman: What is it about?
Emmet Sumner: Coffins from hell.
- The Big Picture (1989)