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Good morning, you evil sex monkeys of the internet. ► Happy Birthday to my little sister Brett who doesn't actually read this journal! Still feeling weakish and mildly lightheaded, but my spirits seem up this morning. Figure that's good.
It's been very cold the last few days. Enjoying that. This morning I woke up early and it was still dark and with the cold and the wind billowing my window drapes I thought it would be an appropriate time to watch
Fright Night. Sadly, my DVD player chose that time to suddenly not play audio. Had to run the lens cleaning disc through it several times. By the time I finished that I had lost interest and came online. Maybe I'll watch the movie tonight.
► Random Thought: One thing that really annoys me about
Playboy is when they go through all the trouble of getting celebrities or semi-notable women to pose, only to airbrush and make them up in such a way that the pictures don't even look like them. What's the point then?
And what the hell is up with Playboy's need to add blonde highlights to everyone? Playboy, you suck.
► Dran sent me
this picture.Derek: when the hell did
Uma Thurman get juggs?
Dran: When none of us were looking!
Derek: is... is that
Fisher Stevens? he's not dead?
Dran: Oh, didn't you hear? It turns out he's the devil!
Dran: Actually maybe that explains Uma's new boobage.
Derek: I KNEW there was a reason behind
Short Circuit 2 not having
Steve Guttenberg!
► Found a porn image site the other day which had two boards for bums. The first is the eloquently and appropriately named "Ass" and the other is the charmingly titled "Ghetto". After looking through both I've decided to post some favourites, because it's my journal, I loves the bum-bums, and I want to. Fitting that
Queen's
Fat Bottomed Girls came on my Winamp shuffle while I was organizing this.
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Quote of the Moment
Cheeky School Boy 1: I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.
Cheeky School Boy 2 She's got a big bottom!
- Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969 - 1974)
Drinking: Tropicana pulpless orange juice