WTF kid!?!?!?
Cool, so it's like 5:30am and I get woken up by my door opening. I look up and there's some guy I don't recognize. And to make things more akward, he's pissing on my chair. I'm like, "What the fuck? Stop pissing on my chair!!!" and his response was, "I'm almost done..." He finished and then proceeed to walk over to my roommate Gina's stuff and rumage through it. I hastily woke Gina and she ordered him out. I ended up cleaning his mess. He's the new roommate of the guy down the hall. I haven't met him yet but this'll be an interesting conversation starter won't it?