={ 001 }= [Voice] Luceti, meet stupid bandit.
[There's a faint rustle and a slight grunt then the sound of someone sitting up. A small hiss of pain is all that you get to tell you that it's not just an animal on the other end. Any audio is barely audible until an indignant growl comes out loud and clear.]
What the hell? Who thought it'd be funny to knock me out and stick somethin' on my back? [He pauses again before sighing heavily then clearly getting to his feet.]
Jay, if this is somethin' you did, I'm gonna find you and do somethin' horrible to you. If this is supposed to be a joke, I ain't laughin'. Bubbles, that goes double for you! Csaba, boys? C'mon, one of you has gotta be here! [Silence. Nothing but silence.] Giet? Nah, he'd never do somethin' like this. It's gotta be Jay or Bubbles, maybe one of my boys decided to have a bit of fun.
[Another pause and the sound of someone walking around, stopping as he reaches the journal, picking it up so his voice sounds closer.] Someone drop the journal we were keepin'? This thing don't look like any book I've ever seen. Sure not the journal we've been keepin'. [He mutters something completely inappropriate for kids under his breath.] This is just great. Pants are gone, I've got somethin' growin' out of my back and my damn spears are missin'! If you're lookin' to piss me off, you've got it!
[He holds the journal loosely, fingers keeping the book open, as he starts walking in one direction for a moment then stops.] I've gotta feelin' that this ain't the Legacy...
What the hell? Who thought it'd be funny to knock me out and stick somethin' on my back? [He pauses again before sighing heavily then clearly getting to his feet.]
Jay, if this is somethin' you did, I'm gonna find you and do somethin' horrible to you. If this is supposed to be a joke, I ain't laughin'. Bubbles, that goes double for you! Csaba, boys? C'mon, one of you has gotta be here! [Silence. Nothing but silence.] Giet? Nah, he'd never do somethin' like this. It's gotta be Jay or Bubbles, maybe one of my boys decided to have a bit of fun.
[Another pause and the sound of someone walking around, stopping as he reaches the journal, picking it up so his voice sounds closer.] Someone drop the journal we were keepin'? This thing don't look like any book I've ever seen. Sure not the journal we've been keepin'. [He mutters something completely inappropriate for kids under his breath.] This is just great. Pants are gone, I've got somethin' growin' out of my back and my damn spears are missin'! If you're lookin' to piss me off, you've got it!
[He holds the journal loosely, fingers keeping the book open, as he starts walking in one direction for a moment then stops.] I've gotta feelin' that this ain't the Legacy...