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[rogue_crow]

[Upon checking the mail, Zevran discovered the small booklet listing all the things he could get back from the town - tattoos, his blades, his bow, his armor - in exchange for nothing more than cereal box tops. Needless to say, he immediately went out and grabbed quite a number of cereal boxes, and is currently standing in his kitchen studying the

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[weaponsparked]

Wouldn't surprise me if we did, at this point.

[rogue_crow]

I doubt it would surprise anyone.

I have not heard much from you recently, my friend. Were you droned?

[weaponsparked]

Considering the last set of instructions we were given, no, it shouldn't.

... No. I've been overcharged on painkillers and bedridden.

[rogue_crow]

Yes, that was - interesting. I never did find any yaks.

You were injured, I take it? It must have been serious to keep you down for so long.

[weaponsparked]

... any what?

My framework was broken. Is broken. In... places.

[rogue_crow]

A great furry animal, as I understand; I have heard of them, but never seen one. I was supposed to find all the yaks in town, of which there were apparently none. A rather baffling and pointless job, really.

By framework, I...am assuming you mean bones? May I ask what happened?

[weaponsparked]

... at least yours was feasible.

A woman attacked a friend of mine. I can't allow that to happen, so I went after her.

[rogue_crow]

...oh, yes. [And Zev begins to snicker.] The, ah, breeding thing...

...to fantastic results, clearly! [He's trying really hard not to sound amused, Sideswipe, he really is. But he can't help feeling like Sideswipe had been due a little humility, plus the man is clearly still alive - and among assassins, anything that doesn't kill you is trivial by default.] I trust it was not Olivier, or she would still be laughing about it.

[weaponsparked]

... I don't wish to discuss it further.

Yes. Clearly. She fled the field, leaking. I didn't. If we fought again, I'd still take her out.

No. It wasn't.

[rogue_crow]

As you wish. [But that will never stop being funny, Sideswipe, sorry.]

If you had broken bones, you probably couldn't have fled the field if you wanted to.

[weaponsparked]

I didn't want to. I didn't intend to. Doesn't matter what happened.

[rogue_crow]

Your bones broke. That does seem a rather important factor.

[weaponsparked]

I still could have gotten away. And she was leaking everywhere.