Science and the art of 'Keep A Nigga'
At work a girl from last year just returned. We get along incredibly well and it's nice to have someone new to BS with again. But as she was talking about how she's going to go upstate again in less a month (goes to SUNY Purchase), I was wondering if I'm just cursed with distance with everybody. No, I'm not talking about long distance internet love. I mean, just everybody I know seems to disappear for some reason.
It seems that there are always seems to end up being some barrier between me and people I get along with very well. I find this curious since I've never had this problem earlier in life. I met a girl on a shoot that I'll be hanging out with soon, but somehow she's from Kansas and will be returning in a month as well! Other guys I know seem to disappear into Brooklyn to never be heard from again. This girl I dated earlier this year graduated grad school and went to live elsewhere with her dad for a while. Nobody can sit still!
However, I noticed I am never one to be sad but instead to scream incoherently. So I intend to rectify this situation.
1) 'KEEP A NIGGA'
I will have a sex change and lure someone from the internet to have unprotected sex with me. Using the 'Keep A Nigga' technique they'll be forced to stay with me after the baby is born and I shall never be lonely again! I'll make sure the guy has a vibrant social life I can mooch off of.
2) Invent a machine that will transport me around the world
I'll be able to hang out with everyone I want. I can get off work and harass zyko before he kicks me out of his house. Have Kristi show me the secrets of her knitting. Hang out in Boston and indulge again in its vibrant party scene. Go to Maryland once or twice :o.
This also serves a dual purpose because I could be the first true internet tough guy. You wouldn't want to argue with someone who could transport around the world in an insant. In the middle of Protricity yelling at someone online laughing I could appear behind him, push him out of his chair, and disappear. And that's only the beginning! I could have the most prolific voyeur porn site ever created to put hush-hush.com to shame!
Actually, come to think of it, now I just want to do the 'push people from the internet out of their chairs' thing.
It seems that there are always seems to end up being some barrier between me and people I get along with very well. I find this curious since I've never had this problem earlier in life. I met a girl on a shoot that I'll be hanging out with soon, but somehow she's from Kansas and will be returning in a month as well! Other guys I know seem to disappear into Brooklyn to never be heard from again. This girl I dated earlier this year graduated grad school and went to live elsewhere with her dad for a while. Nobody can sit still!
However, I noticed I am never one to be sad but instead to scream incoherently. So I intend to rectify this situation.
1) 'KEEP A NIGGA'
I will have a sex change and lure someone from the internet to have unprotected sex with me. Using the 'Keep A Nigga' technique they'll be forced to stay with me after the baby is born and I shall never be lonely again! I'll make sure the guy has a vibrant social life I can mooch off of.
2) Invent a machine that will transport me around the world
I'll be able to hang out with everyone I want. I can get off work and harass zyko before he kicks me out of his house. Have Kristi show me the secrets of her knitting. Hang out in Boston and indulge again in its vibrant party scene. Go to Maryland once or twice :o.
This also serves a dual purpose because I could be the first true internet tough guy. You wouldn't want to argue with someone who could transport around the world in an insant. In the middle of Protricity yelling at someone online laughing I could appear behind him, push him out of his chair, and disappear. And that's only the beginning! I could have the most prolific voyeur porn site ever created to put hush-hush.com to shame!
Actually, come to think of it, now I just want to do the 'push people from the internet out of their chairs' thing.