(no subject)
I HEREBY DEEM THESE STATEMENTS TO BE ENTIRELY TRUE.
THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE FOLLOWING TRUTHS IS NECESSARY FOR EARTHLY HOMEOSTASIS::
In recent memory the state of the union of the relationship of the joining of the men and their women, the nature and the apparently inconsequencial denizens of foliage, the foliage themselves, and those taking home within proximity of previously mentioned flora, and the women whom are certainly in control of it all, is amongst the most dire of plight:
The severence of the unity between those whom accept the company of the men, as well as those who are inheritly proposed to those who make mention of their addresses amung those forest greens has caused a divorce of the minds and hearts of those so dearly, yet formerly, in love with the aforementioned flora and it's inconsequencial partners. This is no good.
Please, dear constituents, please advise, and aid in the reunion of those lost and their respective natural place.
THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE FOLLOWING TRUTHS IS NECESSARY FOR EARTHLY HOMEOSTASIS::
In recent memory the state of the union of the relationship of the joining of the men and their women, the nature and the apparently inconsequencial denizens of foliage, the foliage themselves, and those taking home within proximity of previously mentioned flora, and the women whom are certainly in control of it all, is amongst the most dire of plight:
The severence of the unity between those whom accept the company of the men, as well as those who are inheritly proposed to those who make mention of their addresses amung those forest greens has caused a divorce of the minds and hearts of those so dearly, yet formerly, in love with the aforementioned flora and it's inconsequencial partners. This is no good.
Please, dear constituents, please advise, and aid in the reunion of those lost and their respective natural place.