c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song
jesus i steal so much nail polish, in the last week i've stolen five bottles wow
FIRST TWO WEEKS OF CAMP OVER, I DON'T NEED TO DEAL WITH WANTING TO CHOKE THEM ALL OR PUSHING THEM SO THEIR BACKPACKS FALL BETWEEN THE BENCH AND THE PICNIC TABLE SO THAT THEY FLAIL AROUND LIKE LITTLE STARFISHES
how did i even get hired?
things i want to buy with money you will give me i don't have:
this t-shirt:
on the bright side, this is the second week in a row i've participated in ALL THE THINGS in the pornathon, which makes me feel accomplished and like a TEAM PLAYER, FUCK YEAH DOMINATE
which is surprising because i can barely finish a water bottle let alone fiction
FIRST TWO WEEKS OF CAMP OVER, I DON'T NEED TO DEAL WITH WANTING TO CHOKE THEM ALL OR PUSHING THEM SO THEIR BACKPACKS FALL BETWEEN THE BENCH AND THE PICNIC TABLE SO THAT THEY FLAIL AROUND LIKE LITTLE STARFISHES
how did i even get hired?
things i want to buy with money you will give me i don't have:
this t-shirt:
on the bright side, this is the second week in a row i've participated in ALL THE THINGS in the pornathon, which makes me feel accomplished and like a TEAM PLAYER, FUCK YEAH DOMINATE
which is surprising because i can barely finish a water bottle let alone fiction