throw one away now into my mouth

Feb 07, 2011 12:15

realtor's coming by the house any minute now, which means it's time to cue up the low volume porn and pretend i don't know it.

I LEARNED TO CROCHET, CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

WATCH TOO MUCH DEXTER, CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP it's seriously gotten to the point where all i think about is murdering and serial killers and how the trinity killer is dick solomon from 3rd rock from the sun and when i go to sleep i have a process of easing myself into dreams and usually i ride dinosaurs but now all i imagine is dead bodies

if chandler and joey had a baby i think it might be me

sob i just want to sleeeeep but if he has to come in here and measure my room--maybe i'll just pretend to be dead.

ONE WEEK LEFT TO WRITE TWO J/B FICS READY GO



see look that's me, there i am.

i'm a duck

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