idk what i'm doing anymore
NERO IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER, OKAY.
01. boxers/briefs/panties/commando/other?
ON WEDNESDAYS, ROMULANS WEAR THONGS.
02. favorite game as a kid?
hopscotch, farmville, big booty, pick up sticks, playing house with ayel
03. song you associate with this character? (any reason why?
to ayel:
Click to viewlove, nero
04. optimist/pessimist/realist/cynic/other?
lol think about it
05. if your character was stuck on a desert island with their most hated enemy who was wounded in some disabling way what would they do?
HIS ENEMY IS UNIKARL.
UNIKARL WOULD NEVER BE WOUNDED.
but nero would probably build a hut out of coconuts or something and make a new romulus
06. if your character was evil, what would be their defining evil trait?
shoot lasers out of his eyes and talk to dead people and control giant and drills and---
hey wait.
07. if this character was an ice cream flavor, what flavor would they be?
mocha chocolate chip with fucking chocolate swirls because he's a fucking romulan and they have tattoos and shit that make no sense and NEITHER DO CHOCOLATE SWIRLS.
08. if you character lived in present day, what would their occupation be?
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER.
09. favorite color or food or sex position?
magenta, danimals crush cups, and nero's a virgin.
10. if your character could do over 1 day/thing/event in their life what would it be and why and what would they change?
A: THE DAY ROMULUS BLEW UP
B: BECAUSE IT BLEW UP
C: IT WOULDN'T HAVE BLOWN UP
NERO/UNIKARL
01. if your ship were a kitchen appliance, what would they be?
a hand-held electric mixer and they'd be the beaters because they're constantly kicking the crap out of each other.
02. what trait of person a annoys the crap out of person b?
NERO'S REFUSAL TO COMMIT AND THE WAY HE ALWAYS HITS ON OTHER GIRLS REALLY BUGS UNIKARL SOMETIMES but unikarl only has two settings, kick-ass and KILL ASS, so 'bugs' is a poor word choice.
03. where was their first kiss?
if they kissed nero would be impaled.
04. who is more likely to cheat on the other? would they tell immediately or try to hide it? would the other forgive them?
nero. and he would tell everyone in the entire universe and unikarl would shit rainbows on nero until he said he was sorry.
05. song you associate with this ship?
06. what AU would fit your pairing best?
they are the definition of an AU.
07. sex: how often? who asks for it more? vanilla? kinky? morning? night? whenever the turbolift is free?
08. how long would it take one to realize the other had been replaced by a clone/robot?
nero would never notice
and unikarl wouldn't care
09. after a long discussion/argument/debate what pet does the pairing decide to get?
hermit crab. named pancakes.
or jim kirk in a parrot costume, either way.
10. best verb to describe this pairing
we're going to go with 'noun' instead and say MIND FUCK.