I'm Chilly Willy. I shake until I'm blue. My head is hot and my feet are cold. Ah Eee Achoo!
Well, that was certainly queer. I'm gonna be partying this weekend like the rock star I should be but am not. It's pretty "bomb ass," to quote Jordan and his new favorite phrase. I watched eel porn for the fourth or fifth time last night. My friends just can't get enough of those two classy Japanese ladies and their wiggly companions. The Booze and I were romping around town last night and found ourselves at Mozzarelli's Pizza and Wings. Karis Landrum, one of their wonderful employees, gave us cheesy-bread and soda cups at no expense. We had just eaten Panda Express, but that didn't stop us from gorging ourselves just a little bit more. After all, it's the American way. I'm gonna stop writing like all the "writer kids" now. Have a safe and happy weekend, everyone.
We should get a poker game going sometime. I could use some extra cash. Hahaha.
We should get a poker game going sometime. I could use some extra cash. Hahaha.