crazy ass weirdo.
she wrote:
hi do you still have them?
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and i wrote:
yes, the female tortoise-shell is still available. (she's my favorite!)
if you're interested, call me at 336.883.5996. (the outgoing message is a little strange, just to warn you) just leave a voicemail and your number and i'll call you back.
thanks!
-ande.
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then she wrote:
hi i emailed you back about the kitten and i really owuld like to have her but you wont tell me where your located! i saw the ad again on craigs list but i dont understand why wheni said i wanted her. do you not want me to have her? i also called and have not gotten a call back please let me know if i can still get her. Or you can call me @xxx-xxx-xxxx anytime tomorrow
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and then i sent all interested parties this message:
sorry, the last of the kittens went to a good home monday night.
thanks for the interest and good luck!
-ande.
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to which she responded:
THAT WAS MEAN EXPECT A BAD REVIEW ON CRAIGS LIST
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and i wrote:
what in the world?
i'm sorry that the kittens are gone, but i just gave them away in the order i received phone messages. unfortunately, other people responded before you did.
you sound like a raging psycho when you write things like "did you not want me to have them?" when i clearly could not have been discriminating against you since i don't know who you are. i'm sorry that you're so offended that you feel like you have to give me a bad review. it seems to me you're just bitter and unable to not take things personally.
i'm sorry you have such impossible issues. i hope you find mental help.
good luck with your kitten search.
-ande.
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which she apparently didn't appreciate, so she wrote:
YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS HELP YOU ASS! YOU SHOULDNT TELL PEOPLE THAT YOUR GOING TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN NOT DO IT! DO NOT RESPOND HERE OR I WILL LET THE AUTHORITIES KNOW
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and i had no choice but to break it down:
report me to the authorities for what? for giving away a kitten? how much jail time should i expect to receive for illegal kitten trading?
don't you realize i just called people in the order they called me and that others beat you to it? i can't believe you're so upset by this. free kittens are everywhere. although i might suggest you learn how to chill out before embarking upon a obligation that would ultimately deem you responsible for another creature's existance. you know, you can't type in all caps at your kitten, threaten to "let the authorities know" about your kitten's poor behavior, or refer to your kitten as "you ass," so you might need to develop new stress management techniques. i fear your temper might lead you to react harshly or cruelly toward an animal and in this respect i am glad that the fates drew the kittens to warmer, friendlier homes.
please stop emailing me with ridiculous and furious pathos and resolve to accept that other people got to the kitten first. it's really not a big deal.
also, i can go ahead and contact the authorities for your foul language and aggressive all-caps typing if that's the sort of delusional game you want to play. personally, i find your out-of-proportion outrage somewhat amusing, but would be willing to pursue this matter further in a legal format if you really believe kitten crimes have been committed.
with all my facetious adoration,
ande
she hasn't responded.
hi do you still have them?
********
and i wrote:
yes, the female tortoise-shell is still available. (she's my favorite!)
if you're interested, call me at 336.883.5996. (the outgoing message is a little strange, just to warn you) just leave a voicemail and your number and i'll call you back.
thanks!
-ande.
********
then she wrote:
hi i emailed you back about the kitten and i really owuld like to have her but you wont tell me where your located! i saw the ad again on craigs list but i dont understand why wheni said i wanted her. do you not want me to have her? i also called and have not gotten a call back please let me know if i can still get her. Or you can call me @xxx-xxx-xxxx anytime tomorrow
********
and then i sent all interested parties this message:
sorry, the last of the kittens went to a good home monday night.
thanks for the interest and good luck!
-ande.
********
to which she responded:
THAT WAS MEAN EXPECT A BAD REVIEW ON CRAIGS LIST
********
and i wrote:
what in the world?
i'm sorry that the kittens are gone, but i just gave them away in the order i received phone messages. unfortunately, other people responded before you did.
you sound like a raging psycho when you write things like "did you not want me to have them?" when i clearly could not have been discriminating against you since i don't know who you are. i'm sorry that you're so offended that you feel like you have to give me a bad review. it seems to me you're just bitter and unable to not take things personally.
i'm sorry you have such impossible issues. i hope you find mental help.
good luck with your kitten search.
-ande.
********
which she apparently didn't appreciate, so she wrote:
YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS HELP YOU ASS! YOU SHOULDNT TELL PEOPLE THAT YOUR GOING TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN NOT DO IT! DO NOT RESPOND HERE OR I WILL LET THE AUTHORITIES KNOW
*********
and i had no choice but to break it down:
report me to the authorities for what? for giving away a kitten? how much jail time should i expect to receive for illegal kitten trading?
don't you realize i just called people in the order they called me and that others beat you to it? i can't believe you're so upset by this. free kittens are everywhere. although i might suggest you learn how to chill out before embarking upon a obligation that would ultimately deem you responsible for another creature's existance. you know, you can't type in all caps at your kitten, threaten to "let the authorities know" about your kitten's poor behavior, or refer to your kitten as "you ass," so you might need to develop new stress management techniques. i fear your temper might lead you to react harshly or cruelly toward an animal and in this respect i am glad that the fates drew the kittens to warmer, friendlier homes.
please stop emailing me with ridiculous and furious pathos and resolve to accept that other people got to the kitten first. it's really not a big deal.
also, i can go ahead and contact the authorities for your foul language and aggressive all-caps typing if that's the sort of delusional game you want to play. personally, i find your out-of-proportion outrage somewhat amusing, but would be willing to pursue this matter further in a legal format if you really believe kitten crimes have been committed.
with all my facetious adoration,
ande
she hasn't responded.