Feb 09, 2006 23:06
The Vagina Monologues were amazing tonight. I have never actually seen them, only clips from some of the performances. (Savoir Faire kind of sucked, but whatever)
After some reflection I've decided my own vagina would like to share it's answers to some of the questions.
"If your vagina wore clothes, what would it wear?"
A brightly colored satin scarf, comfortable pumps, a flowy skirt, and a tight white blouse.
"What does your vagina smell like?"
Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ... tastes like it too :]
and finally, "If your vagina could talk what would it say?"
It would say "You know what... I'm gonna be alright."
That's what my vagina would say, how about yours?