Political Correctness gone amuck!
Due to the offensive comments made by former shock jock and cowboy hat afficionado Don Imus, a rallying call has been heard throughout the government, special interest, media watchdog, and civil liberties groups to crack down on offensive and derogatory language in films, television, radio, and music. Most prominately, the banning of the word "Ho" from popular media and replace it with the word "lady". As a result of this ban, from this day henceforth, the following changes must be made.
1: Don Ho must change his name to "Don Lady".
2: The gardening tool formerly called a Hoe, must be renamed "Lady Shovel".
3: The Arrappaho tribe must change their tribal name to "Arrappalady"
4: Santa Claus must change his laugh from 'Ho Ho Ho' to "Lady Lady Lady"
5: The Movie Bubba Ho-Tep shall now be renamed "Bubba Lady-Tep"
6: The New Jersey community of Hoboken must be renamed "Ladyboken".
7: Railriding homeless people known as 'hobos', must change their name to "Ladybos"
8: By the same token, the resturant chain known as Hungry Hobo must also change their name to the aformentioned title and shall now be called "Hungry Ladybos".
9: Any person of Asian heritage that has the word Ho in their name must change it, so Ho Chi Man shall now be known as "Lay-De Chi Man"
10: And finally, the structual residence formerly known as a Home, shall now be renamed "Lady Abode"
-Credit if ya snag it *lol*
1: Don Ho must change his name to "Don Lady".
2: The gardening tool formerly called a Hoe, must be renamed "Lady Shovel".
3: The Arrappaho tribe must change their tribal name to "Arrappalady"
4: Santa Claus must change his laugh from 'Ho Ho Ho' to "Lady Lady Lady"
5: The Movie Bubba Ho-Tep shall now be renamed "Bubba Lady-Tep"
6: The New Jersey community of Hoboken must be renamed "Ladyboken".
7: Railriding homeless people known as 'hobos', must change their name to "Ladybos"
8: By the same token, the resturant chain known as Hungry Hobo must also change their name to the aformentioned title and shall now be called "Hungry Ladybos".
9: Any person of Asian heritage that has the word Ho in their name must change it, so Ho Chi Man shall now be known as "Lay-De Chi Man"
10: And finally, the structual residence formerly known as a Home, shall now be renamed "Lady Abode"
-Credit if ya snag it *lol*