Comments | rodneyscat: I'm in love with the whole of fandom right now

Does this mean you're an alcolinholic? Welcome to Alcolinholics Anonymous! First step involves admitting your addiction... but there's really no cure, so we don't bother with abstinence.
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princealia November 6 2011, 18:39:25 UTC

1. We admitted we were powerless over Colin-that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. We have not come to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity because this is Colin we're talking about.
3. We tried to make a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of another celebrity, but he's just so damn adorable that we don't want to.
4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and discovered we are complete pervs.
5. We admitted to ourselves and to other human beings the exact nature of our fangirling and they quickly understood why because Colin is disarmingly charming.
6. We are never entirely ready to have all these defects of character removed because we kind of like it.
7. We humbly ask Colin to warn us of our shortcomings because some of us can get a bit carried away, but we do it out of love - really!
8. We have made a list of all persons he has completely wrecked with his precious face, and were willing to help make amends with those people if it wasn't for the fact that we were wrecked by it, too.
9. We have not made direct amends to such people wherever possible because anyone that comes in direct contact with him dies, except when they survive, in which case they must be tested for science.
10. We have continuously taken personal inventory of the number of times we have asked "HOW ARE YOU REAL?", but it doesn't do anything because no one knows the answer.
11. We have sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with reality as we understand it, praying only for the knowledge of truly knowing "CAN I GET PREGNANT FROM THIS?", as we are confident pictures cannot impregnant you through the computer but there are concerns among us.
12. We have accomplished absolutely nothing as the result of these steps. We carried this message to other Colin fans, and they are also in agreement that we are all completely and utterly screwed in all our affairs.

princealia November 6 2011, 19:41:44 UTC

Alcolinholism does not discriminate: it affects all ages, genders, nationalities. We are united on our all-consuming, and incurable addiction to all things Colin. We are all our lifeline buddies, though it is, as yet, unclear if we are actually helping each other to deal with our addiction. (If we define "deal with" as "make that much more intense and prolonged," then we are helping each other out tremendously.)

Meetings are continuous and informal. Coffee and tea by the door. Informational brochures, printed testimonials, and slash can be found next to the biscuits. All are welcome.
<3
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princealia November 6 2011, 23:07:09 UTC

princealia November 7 2011, 12:31:02 UTC

I'll say it again: I really love this fandom.
<3
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