I'm in love with the whole of fandom right now

[rodneyscat]

I just came home from the gym to find an anon has dropped me a link to this:

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(direct link)

Now excuse me while I go take my after exercise shower. The extended version.

Comments

[princealia]

1. I wanna marry this anon

2. ...I just can't live on this planet with him anymore.

[universaldogma]

1. Can we share? ♥

2. NOO. YOU MUST LIVEE~ Plus, Parked. :D

[princealia]

1. Yes, love for everyone involved in me seeing this ♥__♥

2. no i have to die. it must be this way. his existence is a strain upon my health. i cannot go on like this.

[universaldogma]

1. It's the only course of action! Plus, I'm closer to this mysterious lovely benefactor... ;)

2. Noooo. ;_; You must liveeeee~ Colin wouldn't like to see you die because of him!!

[princealia]

1. So I have no choice but to share lmfao

2. I BEG TO DIFFER BECAUSE THESE PAST THREE DAYS HAVE BEEN HIM ENJOYING EVERY MINUTE OF MY SLOW YET GLORIOUS DEATH.

[universaldogma]

1 I'm just saying! :D

2. YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE DYING HERE, MISSY~

[princealia]

1. I'll fly over there and we can all live in bliss.

2. SEE? HE'S A PANTY-MELTING MASS MURDERER. HE SHOULD BE PUNISHED. SEVERAL TIMES A DAY. HAND-CUFFS OPTIONAL.

[universaldogma]

1. BRILLIANT! YOU SHOULD DO THAT! :D

2. I'M NOT SURE THE HANDCUFFS WILL HELP. But, uh... nevermind.

[princealia]

1. ONE DAY...

2. WE'LL USE ROPE, THEN. I'M NOT PICKY. WE JUST NEED SOMETHING TO RESTRAIN HIM FROM DOING THIS ANYMORE TO OTHERS. YES. >___>

[universaldogma]

1. YES~ :D

2. AHH. YES. BECAUSE... UH. *4x06 memory*

...

... BECAUSE HE IS A DANGER TO PEOPLE! YES!

[princealia]

NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT. I'LL JUST TIE HIM DOWN TO MY BED, YOU SEE, AND THEN HE CAN'T DO ANYMORE HARM TO ANYONE ELSE. YEP.

[universaldogma]

NO. HE SHALL BE LOCKED IN SOME DUNGEON THAT LOOKS LIKE A FIVE-STAR HOTEL THAT'S AVAILABLE FROM EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD. And Bradley's place.

[princealia]

BUT WHY? THIS COMPLETELY RUINS MY PLANS TO DRILL HIM INTO MY MATTRESS. YOU KNOW, TO PREVENT HIM FROM LEAVING TO DO MORE HARM TO OTHERS. >___>

[universaldogma]

BECAUSE YOU MUST SHARE. YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE DYING~

[princealia]

FIIIIIIIINE. HE'LL GO IN A DUNGEON THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A FIVE-STAR HOTEL THAT IS EASILY ACCESSIBLE TO THE PUBLIC SO OTHERS THAT HAVE BEEN VICTIMIZED BY COLIN CAN SEEK THEIR REVENGE ALSO (HOPEFULLY USING DAIRY-FREE WHIPPED CREAM).

[universaldogma]

THAT IS ALL I, AND OTHER VICTIMS, ASK.