Feb 25, 2005 21:12
I hope this doesn't offend anyone... But...
I was going through some old clothes that I'm putting in our garage sale, and I found these boy-style baggy jeans. So, naturally, I tried them on. Then I put on a collared, white button-up that's a bit big on me. As I was looking in the mirror, I tried to imagine what I'd look like if I were to go butch. So... I wrapped up my ponytail and put on a beanie. As I was fantasizing scoring some hot, straight girl, my little yorkie Mattie comes in. She freaked! She wouldn't quit barking until I took the beanie off! Seriously! LOL. Maybe I'll hang onto these jeans afterall. Just for humor's sake.