Meme: AO3 hit me!

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That AO3 hit count meme (snagged from Sabaceanbabe, and then ruthlessly (okay, maybe not ruthlessly) modified):

Rank - Story - Fandom - Hits

#1. Castiel, in the Shadow of Leviathan. Supernatural. 1593 hits.
#2 The Haole Says. Hawaii Five-0 (2010). 1176 hits.
#3. Three Women, not Norns. Thor. 1117 hits.
#4. Codas, brah. Hawaii Five-0 (2010). 1012 hits.
#5. Haves and Have Not. Hawaii Five-0 (2010). 735 hits.
#6. The Green Isle. Dresden Files/Hawaii Five-0 (2010). 718 hits.
#7. Left Graceless. Hawaii Five-0 (2010). 663 hits.
#8. People talk like that. Hawaii Five-0 (2010). 608 hits.
#9. The Name to Take. Hawaii Five-0 (2010). 582 hits.
#10. His hold under fire. X-Men: First Class. 531 hits.

and the ten least-read fics:
#1. Lament. Star Trek: Enterprise. 16 hits.
#2. Blame Game. Numb3rs. 21 hits.
#3. He, You, and I. The Phantom (2009). 22 hits.
#4. Mind of the Dog. The Dresden Files. 26 hits.
#5. Griffins. Alphas. 28 hits.
#6. And everyone with their speciality. Primeval. 28 hits.
#7. The name may not be spoken. Kings/linguistics. 29 hits.
#8. The female of the species. Primeval. 32 hits.
#9. 22nd Century Vampires and Cretaceous Zoes. Terra Nova. 34 hits.
#10. Shake on it. Night at the museum: battle of the Smithsonian. 35 hits.