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thank you, Adafrog, for the meme.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I stole
pygmymuse's purse (-30 points). In March I bought porn for
renisanz (10 points). Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I put money in
10millionpeople's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (314 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
Rodlox