Leverage crackfic: "the Iceland Job"
Title: The Iceland Job
Author: Keenir
Leverage Characters: Parker, Maggie, Hardison, Sophie, Eliot, Nate,
Rating/Category: PG / Crackfic.
Spoilers: 2nd David Job.
Summary: Wanna know why Hardison’s wanted in Iceland?
(I think I has committed crackfic?)
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“I have a question,” Maggie said after they’d finished the job. Two weeks now since Maggie had moved in with the rest of the team, and still nobody could predict what she would ask…it was like a second Parker, you might say.
“Okay,” Parker said.
“Hardison,” Maggie said.
“Yeah?” he asked.
“Why exactly are you wanted in Iceland?”
“Probably messed with the air conditioners,” Eliot said. “That place gets hot in summertime.”
“Stole the local blarney stone’s my guess,” Sophie said.
“Nope,” Hardison said. “I didn’t steal nothing.”
“Anything,” Parker said.
“Ooooh,” Nate chuckled.
“Funny,” Hardison said levelly. “Anyway, like I was saying, I didn’t steal a thing in Iceland.”
“They don’t exactly issue warrants that get Sterling’s attention - not on a daily basis,” Nate said, referring to how often such things are issued.
“I said I never stole anything there,” Hardison. “However -”
“Here we go,” Eliot said.
“I own their geothermal asses.”
“You can’t own geothermal…stuff,” Eliot said.
“Land rights?” Nate hazarded a guess.
“Suffice to say,” Hardison said, not giving it up, “that it’s still stuck in the courts, and will be for a long time to come.”
“No wonder they’re pissed,” Sophie said in the right accent for that term.
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The end
Author: Keenir
Leverage Characters: Parker, Maggie, Hardison, Sophie, Eliot, Nate,
Rating/Category: PG / Crackfic.
Spoilers: 2nd David Job.
Summary: Wanna know why Hardison’s wanted in Iceland?
(I think I has committed crackfic?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I have a question,” Maggie said after they’d finished the job. Two weeks now since Maggie had moved in with the rest of the team, and still nobody could predict what she would ask…it was like a second Parker, you might say.
“Okay,” Parker said.
“Hardison,” Maggie said.
“Yeah?” he asked.
“Why exactly are you wanted in Iceland?”
“Probably messed with the air conditioners,” Eliot said. “That place gets hot in summertime.”
“Stole the local blarney stone’s my guess,” Sophie said.
“Nope,” Hardison said. “I didn’t steal nothing.”
“Anything,” Parker said.
“Ooooh,” Nate chuckled.
“Funny,” Hardison said levelly. “Anyway, like I was saying, I didn’t steal a thing in Iceland.”
“They don’t exactly issue warrants that get Sterling’s attention - not on a daily basis,” Nate said, referring to how often such things are issued.
“I said I never stole anything there,” Hardison. “However -”
“Here we go,” Eliot said.
“I own their geothermal asses.”
“You can’t own geothermal…stuff,” Eliot said.
“Land rights?” Nate hazarded a guess.
“Suffice to say,” Hardison said, not giving it up, “that it’s still stuck in the courts, and will be for a long time to come.”
“No wonder they’re pissed,” Sophie said in the right accent for that term.
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The end