A Challege
Whilst on the topic of Blohyuk, wobaozhewo said something like, "Blohyuk usually is 'OMG Hyukjae is so hot' and/or 'OMG Tablo is so smart' that eventually settles into sex or emo Blo or crying Hyukjae." Unbeknownst to her, it sounded like a challenge to me so...
Title: (Pre)conceived Notions
Pairing: Blohyuk
Rating: PG-13 ish
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue
Eunhyuk is not hot.
That is, unless he’s sweating, but that generally usually only occurs after long hours of dance practice, and by the time that happens, he’s not the only one. From there, it’s an all out fight to the almost-death as various hot and sticky members elbow each other out of the way to reach the doors of the dorm first and stampede their way into the bathroom while yelling bloody murder at each other.
It’s usually takes a while before the first member to successfully wrestle his way to the front door realizes that Leeteuk is the only one with the key and he’s taking his god damn sweet time coming up the stairs.
But otherwise, Eunhyuk is not hot.
Just like how Tablo is not smart.
After all, what kind of person graduates with a master’s degree from Stanford only to throw it away by going into something as ridiculous and asinine as hiphop?
And Tablo and Eunhyuk do not show up on the other’s peripheral vision of attention and interest because they look like each other.
(“Hey, you know that Eunhyuk kid kind of looks like you?”
“Oh yeah? And your face calls for a punch. Did you know that?”)
It’s not like they have any friends in common anyway, to further extend their knowledge of each other.
(“Going out to meet your girlfriend?”
“Yeah.”
“Tell Heechul I said hi.”
“Fuck You.” A pause. “He also wants to know why you feel the need to dress like you count on your toes for numbers higher than ten.”)
They don’t have any opportunities to talk each other.
(“You have to guess what sound this is. Yah Yah Yah Poot!”
“Park Myung Soo farting.”
“UWOH! Correct after one guess! Complete! Oh baby dunchu know…”)
And Tablo doesn’t find himself inadvertently meeting Eunhyuk’s best friend or anything.
(“What are you calling it?”
“Talk, Play, Love.”)
And it wasn’t as if several months had elapsed since their last encounter before Eunhyuk kisses him and first tries to pass it off as skinship, and then as a dare from Heechul when the first excuse doesn’t work.
It’s not like Tablo thinks about the kiss often when he rises from the depths of his writing frenzy and pens another song to throw into Lovescream.
Plus, Tablo has never surprised Eunhyuk with a sudden tumultuous make out session that takes place in the back of a wardrobe rack with hangers digging into his back and the PDs bellowing out that they are about to go live in five minutes.
Tablo most certainly does not possess things like roving hands that he uses to his advantage as they hide there in the dark, gasping for air.
It isn’t as if there is an unwritten rule in Super Junior to let Eunhyuk stand next to Tablo whenever they happen to appear on the same episode of Star King, or if Epik High makes a very rare appearance on Sukira.
Eunhyuk, of course, has never been confused about how he feels about Tablo, his senior in so many ways. He has never had to wonder if these feelings were nothing more than a warping of the admiration he feels for Tablo mutated from the constant demand and pressure of being an idol.
That’s a good thing too, because Tablo has never made a move to reassure him. Tablo has never confided that he was unsure sometimes too. Tablo has never kissed him with the taste of carpe diem on the corner of his lips.
None of these things ever happened, and none of them were true because Eunhyuk is not hot and Tablo is not smart.
Title: (Pre)conceived Notions
Pairing: Blohyuk
Rating: PG-13 ish
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue
Eunhyuk is not hot.
That is, unless he’s sweating, but that generally usually only occurs after long hours of dance practice, and by the time that happens, he’s not the only one. From there, it’s an all out fight to the almost-death as various hot and sticky members elbow each other out of the way to reach the doors of the dorm first and stampede their way into the bathroom while yelling bloody murder at each other.
It’s usually takes a while before the first member to successfully wrestle his way to the front door realizes that Leeteuk is the only one with the key and he’s taking his god damn sweet time coming up the stairs.
But otherwise, Eunhyuk is not hot.
Just like how Tablo is not smart.
After all, what kind of person graduates with a master’s degree from Stanford only to throw it away by going into something as ridiculous and asinine as hiphop?
And Tablo and Eunhyuk do not show up on the other’s peripheral vision of attention and interest because they look like each other.
(“Hey, you know that Eunhyuk kid kind of looks like you?”
“Oh yeah? And your face calls for a punch. Did you know that?”)
It’s not like they have any friends in common anyway, to further extend their knowledge of each other.
(“Going out to meet your girlfriend?”
“Yeah.”
“Tell Heechul I said hi.”
“Fuck You.” A pause. “He also wants to know why you feel the need to dress like you count on your toes for numbers higher than ten.”)
They don’t have any opportunities to talk each other.
(“You have to guess what sound this is. Yah Yah Yah Poot!”
“Park Myung Soo farting.”
“UWOH! Correct after one guess! Complete! Oh baby dunchu know…”)
And Tablo doesn’t find himself inadvertently meeting Eunhyuk’s best friend or anything.
(“What are you calling it?”
“Talk, Play, Love.”)
And it wasn’t as if several months had elapsed since their last encounter before Eunhyuk kisses him and first tries to pass it off as skinship, and then as a dare from Heechul when the first excuse doesn’t work.
It’s not like Tablo thinks about the kiss often when he rises from the depths of his writing frenzy and pens another song to throw into Lovescream.
Plus, Tablo has never surprised Eunhyuk with a sudden tumultuous make out session that takes place in the back of a wardrobe rack with hangers digging into his back and the PDs bellowing out that they are about to go live in five minutes.
Tablo most certainly does not possess things like roving hands that he uses to his advantage as they hide there in the dark, gasping for air.
It isn’t as if there is an unwritten rule in Super Junior to let Eunhyuk stand next to Tablo whenever they happen to appear on the same episode of Star King, or if Epik High makes a very rare appearance on Sukira.
Eunhyuk, of course, has never been confused about how he feels about Tablo, his senior in so many ways. He has never had to wonder if these feelings were nothing more than a warping of the admiration he feels for Tablo mutated from the constant demand and pressure of being an idol.
That’s a good thing too, because Tablo has never made a move to reassure him. Tablo has never confided that he was unsure sometimes too. Tablo has never kissed him with the taste of carpe diem on the corner of his lips.
None of these things ever happened, and none of them were true because Eunhyuk is not hot and Tablo is not smart.