HUMOR: 'Pretty in Pink" vs. Alcohol Saturated Tampons
THERESA
It's been so long I was in high school, but boy is it different now for our kids. Caralina enlightened me today about "Mollys" and alcohol-saturated tampons! I've never heard of these things! Lord, please watch over and protect my two children from the temptations of adolescence and young adulthood.
ROD:
Alcohol saturated tampons? Hrmm... Do women cry a lot in bathrooms? John is slang for toilet. Bathrooms have stalls with walls. As for your prayer, there's the song "God is a DJ" by Pink. So regarding our 80s childhood and high school years, I think the fitting theme would be the movie "Pretty in Pink" starring "Molly Ring Walled" and "John Cryer" :o)
"Pretty in Pink"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091790/