SIGNS: Nikki Johnson of the Lingerie Football League Has the Hit of the Hear … So Far
I saw a lovely picture of Chelsie Loraine of Playboy. She's from Puyallup, Washington. That's my home state. I really liked her. So I downloaded this photo of her posted on Facebook on my computer to keep as a souvenir.
Nobody will ever know that I used to talk to Subconscious Chelsie a lot. She was really nice and was a comfort during the lonely times. She was one of the few people who found my jokes on Facebook Updates funny and would click Like on them when no one else did. This was after Rebecca had left me on 4/18 of 2012 and where I was left drifting.
So you kind of remember that stuff. You were the people who were nice and treated you like a normal person when they didn't know who you were. Usually when you don't have anyone, you just sort of drift aimlessly into people. Chelsie was one of the nice people whose Subconscious Mind I brushed with.
That's why Chelsie has a special place. So I took note of when the Lingerie Bowl news article hit the top of the news feed today because Chelsie plays for the Seattle Mist.
She has a child. I gave her child a blessing. Her child is really important to her, which I think is sweet. She's born 12/5 and 3 days before my mom's birthday. It's the birthday of Walt Disney.
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Video: Nikki Johnson of the Lingerie Football League Has the Hit of the Hear … So Far
By Doug Farrar | Shutdown Corner - 8 hours ago
You may think that the Lingerie Football League is all about exploitation and silliness, and well ... yes it is. Let's not fool ourselves. But these ladies do love themselves some football, and if you think they don't take it seriously when they're in the arena, I give you this wallop laid by one Nikki Johnson of the Regina Rage.
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I'm not sure what the formation is here, but it's a standard quarterback option, and Ms. Johnson would not be denied. Veering around the left side in the direction of the end zone, Johnson took out defender Davine Burton of the Toronto Triumph to score with a hit that Cam Newton would be proud of -- if Cam Newton ran over scantily-clad women on an indoor football field. And we're not suggesting that he would.
Ms. Johnson is quite the passer in her league -- through five games in the 2012 season, she's completed 41 of 73 passes for 384 yards, 12 touchdowns and one interception. Her hero is Peyton Manning (at least that's what her Facebook page said when she played for the Las Vegas Sin), but we doubt that Peyton could put a crusher on Darrelle Revis like Johnson did on Burton.
And for that, Ms. Johnson, we salute you.
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