COMMENTARY: "Bitch, You're a Booty Call. Stop putting your relationship status as "It's Complicated"
"Bitch, You're a Booty Call... Stop putting your relationship status as "It's Complicated"
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/bitch-you're-just-a-booty-call.--stop-changing-your-relationship-status-as-it's-complicated
REHASH: I got a lot of Likes and Comments on this post the first time. People don't realize that this is more than just a funny and blunt truth about love and relationships.
I'm middle of the road when it comes to the debate between religious groups and atheists. However, I'll tell you why some religious people annoy me.
Some people claim that God is female. If you apply this to the concept of God as a woman, people praying to God last minute to save them or help them in their most dire need is just like a "Prayer Booty Call."
It's where the person praying is just like a guy and God is the woman. The person praying finds God to be a woman they really don't care to be around because God is seen as a nag. However, when the person wants God to "put out," they'll call on God to come over.
If God was a woman, you should feel sorry for God being the one that's always giving the jerk boyfriend as the person praying second chances even though God, as a woman, is being treated badly and used. The person praying is just stringing God along as the woman.
The person praying just wants "God pussy" when they want it, but after they get what they want when God puts out (making the miracle happen), they don't need God anymore.
This photo is indeed funny and I'm glad that a lot of women who ran across this found it hit the nail right on the head. It's just a shame how people don't see the bigger picture.
Women think that they're the only ones who get used like this. However, guys get used this way as well. When you get a pretty cheerleader in high school that needs a smart nerd to help her with her homework because she's stuck, that's an "intellectual booty call."
When the cheerleader ditches the nerd and doesn't want that nerd hanging around her after he's done her homework for her only to call him again next time she's stuck with a homework problem, that's the exact same thing. It's the cheerleader wanting the nerd to "put out."
It's that theme of when you need something someone else has, you cozy up to them. However, as soon as you got what you want and don't need that person anymore, you ditch them or ignore them.
The long term version is when someone wins the lottery and all the relatives who never spoke to them come out of the woodwork and start begging for money. It's because you got something they want. However, before you had money, they could've cared less. As long as you keep putting out with that money with a financial booty call, they'll keep milking you. Then when you run out of money, they ditch you.
That's why I get annoyed watching people treat each other badly not realizing what they do. If people really understood this quote and see how they treat other people like this, the world might be a nicer place.