SIGNS: Man Lunges at Pope Benedict XVI

Jun 06, 2007 13:45

Here's an interesting Sign because it even makes direct mention of Sunny Leone's birthday on 5/13/1981 where Pope John Paul II was shot in the abdomen, which would be the Stomach:
  1. Stomach = Ruling Body Part of Virgo (Virgin).
  2. I knew a girl named Rhonda Dick in the University of Washington 2+2 Program with me in 1998 at Olympic College
  3. She was the daughter of one of my mom's co-teachers Mr. Dick at Bremerton High School
  4. Rhonda was a Virgo or Virgin
  5. If she's a "Dick" and a Virgo, that's how you'd get a "Virgin Penis"
  6. I said I'm a Male Virgin :)
Rhonda didn't like her name.
  1. Rhonda = RH on DA
  2. RH = Right Hand
  3. DA = 41 = 1941
  4. My mom is born in 1941
  5. RH on DA = Right Hand on the Mother
I knew Rhonda during the time that I didn't have a computer and would stop by her place to borrow it and play "Magic: The Gathering."

I don't think the husband was too happy about that. I can't remember Rhonda's married name. I just remember that she was a Dick...

Also, Rhonda hated when people would sing "Help Me Rhonda" by the Beach Boys to her :).

Rhonda was a nurse and she once told me how someone was rolled into the Emergency Room because someone had shoved a Rodent up his butt and couldn't get it out.

Florida is shaped like a Penis and California is shaped like an Ass. If my name is "Rod" and I work in the Entertainment (Ent) Industry in California (Ass), maybe that's how you get a Rod/Ent in one's Ass :).

When Rhonda told me that story, I remember feeling sorry for that poor rodent. How would you like it if you got shoved up someone's ass and were trying to claw your way out of that shithole?

That's what happened to me in Summer 2004 when I was trying to crawl my way out of that mess where I got shoved with debt that wasn't mine thanks to Davis born Valentine's Day and Isabella Valentine blowing my friendships out of the water and a Lynch Mob after me :).

I've always been a Fan of Sunny Leone. You know when things are bad when the "S(HI)t." hits "F/An" :).
Man Lunges at Pope Benedict XVI
Suspect Tries to Jump Into Popemobile
By DANIELA PETROFF
VATICAN CITY (June 6) -- A German man tried to jump into Pope Benedict XVI 's uncovered popemobile as the pontiff began his general audience Wednesday and held onto it for a few seconds before being wrestled to the ground by security officers.

Security Scare at the Vatican


The pope was not hurt and didn't even appear to notice that the man -- who was between 20 or 30 years old -- had jumped over the protective barrier in the square and had grabbed onto the white popemobile as it drove by. The pontiff kept waving to the crowd and didn't even look back.

At least eight security officers who were trailing the vehicle as it moved slowly through the square grabbed the man and wrestled him to the ground.

The man was a 27-year-old German who showed signs of "mental imbalance," said the Rev. Federico Lombardi, the Vatican spokesman.

"His aim was not an attempt on the pope's life but to attract attention to himself," Lombardi told reporters.

The man, whom Lombardi declined to identify, was interrogated by Vatican police and then taken to a hospital for psyciatric treatment, he said.

The man wore a pink T-shirt and dark shorts, a beige baseball cap and sunglasses. He vaulted up and over the barricade from the second or third row back. He got as far as the back of the jeep, holding onto it for a few seconds, before being wrestled to the ground.

Man Jumps Toward Popemobile

The jeep kept moving, and the German-born Benedict kept waving, then proceeded with the audience as if nothing had happened.

Since the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, the Vatican has tightened security in St. Peter's Square when the pope is present. All visitors must pass by police to get into the square, with some walking through metal detectors or being searched with metal- detecting wands.

Nevertheless, virtually anyone can attend the audience. While tickets are required, they can often be obtained at the last minute -- particularly in good weather when the audience is held outside in the piazza.

When the pope uses the popemobile in St. Peter's, it is usually uncovered; when he travels overseas or outside the Vatican, he usually uses one outfitted with bulletproof glass.

The pope is protected by a combination of Swiss Guards, Vatican police and Italian police.

On Wednesday, the head of the Swiss Guards, Col. Elmar Maeder, walked along one side of the popemobile while the pontiff's personal bodyguard, Domenico Giani, took the other side. Several plainclothes security officials trailed them.

Benedict stood up behind the driver, holding onto a bar to steady himself, with his personal secretary, Monsignor Georg Ganswein, seated behind him.

St. Peter's is cordoned off with wooden barriers to create "routes" that the popemobile can drive along to make the pontiff more visible to the crowd, which on Wednesday numbered about 35,000.

From his perch on the jeep, the pope waves and blesses the crowd, and occasionally will bless a baby handed up to him by a security guard. The jeep, though, never stops, with security officials walking or jogging alongside the whole way.

Benedict's predecessor, Pope John Paul II, was shot in the abdomen and seriously wounded on May 13, 1981, as he was riding in St. Peter's Square at the start of his general audience. The gunman, Mehmet Ali Agca of Turkey, was caught and served his sentence in Italy before being transferred to his native land.

2007-06-06 06:57:14
Updated:2007-06-06 12:28:08

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