PREDICTION: Gay R2D2 Collects Male...er... Mail
Here's a Gay Psychic Prediction:
...R2D2 is shaped like a Penis...
....Male = Mail...
...and you stuff "packages" into the Slot...
...doesn't that qualify as a Gay R2D2? :)
There's that scene in "Charlie's Angels" with Cameron Diaz talking to the UPS Guy is giving her a "Package."
NATALIE COOK: Feel free to put thing into my slot!
Isn't it funny how Dialogue can turn into a script and actually come true. What if Prophecies are nothing more than just Planetary Movie Scripts? :)
ETHAN: Yeah, but if you’re holdin’ all the time, aren’t you going to be tempted to get high?
JAY: Oh, no. Not with the power of Christ on my side, sir
Jay taps Silent Bob who pulls out a Holy Bible
ETHAN: Is that a fucking Bible?
JAY: Hey! Hey! The The Holy Fucking Bible, son!
"Star Wars" Droid R2D2 to Collect Mail
WASHINGTON - Thirty years ago, in theaters near and far, far away, a movie opened the imaginations of millions, combining the magic of mythology and special effects to launch the "Star Wars" phenomenon.
A star of those films - the brave little robot R2-D2 - is about to take a turn collecting mail as the Postal Service and Lucasfilm Ltd. commemorate that movie launch.
The post office is wrapping mail collection boxes in some 200 cities nationwide in a special covering to look like R2-D2.
It's part of a promotion for a new stamp to be announced March 28, said Anita T. Bizzotto, the post office's chief marketing officer.
"It's a little teaser for the upcoming announcement and we decided to have a little fun with it," she said.
About 400 mailboxes will be covered to look like the stout droid. "When you look at a mailbox, the resemblance to R2-D2 is too good to pass up," Bizzotto said.
While postal officials would like people to look for these mailboxes and maybe even drop in a letter, Bizzotto urged people not to tamper with them, noting that's a crime.
Thu Mar 15, 1:06 PM ET
[NEWS: Star Wars Droid R2D2 Collect Mail]Kevin Smith Dialogue
So anyway, I'm going up to meet Jon Peters. He was a hardcore producer on Batman. He was there everyday. It was kind of his baby from beginning to end. And when you get to his house it kind of of shows because it's kind of like driving up to Wayne Manor. This is a big mansion through wood and shit like that. It looks like there's a holographic cave to one side. So you get up and shit and they bring you in. And he shows up and he's wearing, like, short tennis shorts and shit and he's sort of built dude, but he's got a perfect head of hair. Like well-quaffed or coifed.
So I come down and sit down with him.
JP: So I hear you got a take on Superman
KS: I do
JP: Let me hear it
After a while, I'm done and he just starts nodding.
JP: You know why you and me are going to do a good job on Superman?
KS: Why?
JP: Because you and me get Superman and you know why?
JP: No
JP: Because you and me are from the streets
Now I grew up in suburban New Jersey. Never saw a black man till I was about 28. Like I'm the farthest thing from the streets there are. You know, I grew up on a street, but I'm not from "the" streets. And I'm looking at this guy going, "I'm from the suburbs. You're a hairdresser. Neither of us are from the streets." But I don't say that because, fuck it. I want the job.
KS: So, uh, who would you see playing Superman?
JP: If I had to cast it right now?
KS: Yeah
JP: Sean Penn
JP: Yeah. Did you see "Dead Man Walking"?
KS: Yeah
JP: Well, look in his eyes in that movie. He's got the eyes of a violent, caged animal. Of a fuckin' killer
KS: Dude... It's Superman
JP: I've got some directives for ya if you're going to move forward on the process. Some things I want you to dos and don't in the script. 3 things
KS: Alright
JP: One, I don't want to see him in that suit. Two, I don't want to see him fly. Three, he's got to fight a Giant Spider in the 3rd Act
KS: Let's go back to one... When you say you don't want him in the suit...?
JP: Don't want to see it. Looks too faggy
KS: No fags on the street, I take it
But I don't say that because I want the fuckin' job.
JP: Flyin'. I don't want to see him fly.
KS: Well, that's kind of the suit and flying defines Superman
JP: Don't want to see it. Don't want to see him flying around carrying people. Horseshit!
KS: Alright alright. No flying. But the Spider intrigues me... Why that?
JP: Do you know anything about Spiders?
KS: No
JP: They're the fiercest insects in the animal kingdom
KS: What does that have to do with our non-flying Superman?
JP: Because there's going to be a scene in this movie. A scene that I want. When I saw "King Kong" as a kid, there's this scene where the doors swing open up and King Kong is revealed and it's a real big moment. I want that moment. Some big doors open up and big fuckin' spiders there.
WARNER BROS: Did he bring up the Spider?
KS: He did! He brought up the Spider. Did he tell you about the spider?
WB: Every day with the fuckin' spider
KS: What should I do?
WB: Just do it, but try not to call it a spider. Can you call it something else?
KS: Thanagarian Snare Beast?
WB: There. Go!
WB: You can't leave. You've got to read Jon the outline
KS: What do you mean read Jon the outline?
WB: Yeah, he likes to have the outlines read to him by the writer
KS: What? Do I gotta fuckin' tuck him in when I'm done, too?
So I go back up to fuckin' Wayne Manor
KS: So it's Kal-El this. Kal-El that
JP: Wait a second. Wait a second. Who da fuck is Kal-El?
KS: Kal-El is Superman
JP: Alright. Why?
KS: Because that's his Kryptonian Name. He's from Krypton
JP: Right right. Fuckin' Planet. Boom. Go.
...
KS: But Superman's dead at this point
JP: Can't Brainiac fight something else up there?
KS: Like what?
JP: What about like Superman's Guards? His soldiers.
KS: Why would Superman need Guards? He's Superman. And plus, it's called the Fortress of Solitude. Nobody's up there
JP: Well, Jesus Christ. Where is it? It's in the Antarctic?
KS: Yes
JP: What about Polar Bears?
JP: Yeah, have him fight some Polar Bears. Brainiac shows up. He's trying to get into the Fortress and Polar Bears come at him and he just fuckin' kills one runs away because we don't want to piss off the PETA People
KS: You want me to write a scene where Brainiac is rasslin' Polar Bears?
JP: Yeah. You know anything about Polar Bears?
KS: No, I don't
JP: They're the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom
And I'm thinking this point has way too much access to the Discovery Channel
I was always afraid someone at Warner Bros. would be like, "We gave our fuckin' million dollar, multi-million dollar, franchise to the "Clerks" Guy?
Like, he's going to turn in a script with fuckin' Clark jumping on Lois saying, "How many fuckin' dicks did you suck???"
...
JP: We need that voice. We need that character in our movie. Can't Brainiac have a sidekick?
KS: Yeah, I guess
JP: Give him a little robot sidekick and give him that dude's voice
KS: Really? You want the robot to sound like a gay black man?
JP: That's what this movie needs. Just a fuckin' gay R2D2
[NEWS: Star Wars Droid R2D2 Collects Male]
...
JP: We need Chewy in this movie
KS: You want me to just fuckin' write Chewy into the movie? Superman rasslin' Chewy?
I was really reminded next summer when I went to the movies and saw a movie that Jon Peters had produced, and it was called the "Wild Wild West."
So I'm sitting in the Theatre watching the movie going, "Good Lord, this is a piece of shit."
But then all of a sudden, a Giant Fucking Spyder shows up!
[VIDEO: Kevin Smith on Superman]
- A News Article was posted 3/15/2007 about a "Star Wars" Droid R2D2 that Collects Mail
- Kevin Smith says Jon Peters wanted a "Gay R2D2" as Brainiac's Sidekick in the Superman Script [Video]
USPSJediMaster.com
- Male = Mail
- R2D2 was shaped like a Penis
...R2D2 is shaped like a Penis...
....Male = Mail...
...and you stuff "packages" into the Slot...
...doesn't that qualify as a Gay R2D2? :)
There's that scene in "Charlie's Angels" with Cameron Diaz talking to the UPS Guy is giving her a "Package."
NATALIE COOK: Feel free to put thing into my slot!
Isn't it funny how Dialogue can turn into a script and actually come true. What if Prophecies are nothing more than just Planetary Movie Scripts? :)
- Kevin Smith is born 8/2
- H = 8th Letter
- B = 2nd Letter
- 8/2 = HB
- HB = Holy Bible
- B(I)b(LE) = B(O)B(...) when God(I) = Sagittarius(O/15) and Pisces Sun(LE) = Nothing(...)
ETHAN: Yeah, but if you’re holdin’ all the time, aren’t you going to be tempted to get high?
JAY: Oh, no. Not with the power of Christ on my side, sir
Jay taps Silent Bob who pulls out a Holy Bible
ETHAN: Is that a fucking Bible?
JAY: Hey! Hey! The The Holy Fucking Bible, son!
"Star Wars" Droid R2D2 to Collect Mail
WASHINGTON - Thirty years ago, in theaters near and far, far away, a movie opened the imaginations of millions, combining the magic of mythology and special effects to launch the "Star Wars" phenomenon.
A star of those films - the brave little robot R2-D2 - is about to take a turn collecting mail as the Postal Service and Lucasfilm Ltd. commemorate that movie launch.
The post office is wrapping mail collection boxes in some 200 cities nationwide in a special covering to look like R2-D2.
It's part of a promotion for a new stamp to be announced March 28, said Anita T. Bizzotto, the post office's chief marketing officer.
"It's a little teaser for the upcoming announcement and we decided to have a little fun with it," she said.
About 400 mailboxes will be covered to look like the stout droid. "When you look at a mailbox, the resemblance to R2-D2 is too good to pass up," Bizzotto said.
While postal officials would like people to look for these mailboxes and maybe even drop in a letter, Bizzotto urged people not to tamper with them, noting that's a crime.
Thu Mar 15, 1:06 PM ET
[NEWS: Star Wars Droid R2D2 Collect Mail]Kevin Smith Dialogue
So anyway, I'm going up to meet Jon Peters. He was a hardcore producer on Batman. He was there everyday. It was kind of his baby from beginning to end. And when you get to his house it kind of of shows because it's kind of like driving up to Wayne Manor. This is a big mansion through wood and shit like that. It looks like there's a holographic cave to one side. So you get up and shit and they bring you in. And he shows up and he's wearing, like, short tennis shorts and shit and he's sort of built dude, but he's got a perfect head of hair. Like well-quaffed or coifed.
So I come down and sit down with him.
JP: So I hear you got a take on Superman
KS: I do
JP: Let me hear it
After a while, I'm done and he just starts nodding.
JP: You know why you and me are going to do a good job on Superman?
KS: Why?
JP: Because you and me get Superman and you know why?
JP: No
JP: Because you and me are from the streets
Now I grew up in suburban New Jersey. Never saw a black man till I was about 28. Like I'm the farthest thing from the streets there are. You know, I grew up on a street, but I'm not from "the" streets. And I'm looking at this guy going, "I'm from the suburbs. You're a hairdresser. Neither of us are from the streets." But I don't say that because, fuck it. I want the job.
KS: So, uh, who would you see playing Superman?
JP: If I had to cast it right now?
KS: Yeah
JP: Sean Penn
- Sean Penn = Pennsylvania
- Davis is from Pennsylvania
- Sean Penn was married to Madonna (Virgin Mother)
JP: Yeah. Did you see "Dead Man Walking"?
KS: Yeah
JP: Well, look in his eyes in that movie. He's got the eyes of a violent, caged animal. Of a fuckin' killer
KS: Dude... It's Superman
JP: I've got some directives for ya if you're going to move forward on the process. Some things I want you to dos and don't in the script. 3 things
KS: Alright
JP: One, I don't want to see him in that suit. Two, I don't want to see him fly. Three, he's got to fight a Giant Spider in the 3rd Act
KS: Let's go back to one... When you say you don't want him in the suit...?
JP: Don't want to see it. Looks too faggy
KS: No fags on the street, I take it
But I don't say that because I want the fuckin' job.
JP: Flyin'. I don't want to see him fly.
KS: Well, that's kind of the suit and flying defines Superman
JP: Don't want to see it. Don't want to see him flying around carrying people. Horseshit!
KS: Alright alright. No flying. But the Spider intrigues me... Why that?
JP: Do you know anything about Spiders?
KS: No
JP: They're the fiercest insects in the animal kingdom
KS: What does that have to do with our non-flying Superman?
JP: Because there's going to be a scene in this movie. A scene that I want. When I saw "King Kong" as a kid, there's this scene where the doors swing open up and King Kong is revealed and it's a real big moment. I want that moment. Some big doors open up and big fuckin' spiders there.
- King Kong = KK = 11-11
- Isabella Valentine was born 11/11
- Sunny Leone's boyfriend Eric is born 11/11
- Washington State was inducted 11/11
WARNER BROS: Did he bring up the Spider?
KS: He did! He brought up the Spider. Did he tell you about the spider?
WB: Every day with the fuckin' spider
KS: What should I do?
WB: Just do it, but try not to call it a spider. Can you call it something else?
KS: Thanagarian Snare Beast?
WB: There. Go!
WB: You can't leave. You've got to read Jon the outline
KS: What do you mean read Jon the outline?
WB: Yeah, he likes to have the outlines read to him by the writer
KS: What? Do I gotta fuckin' tuck him in when I'm done, too?
So I go back up to fuckin' Wayne Manor
KS: So it's Kal-El this. Kal-El that
JP: Wait a second. Wait a second. Who da fuck is Kal-El?
KS: Kal-El is Superman
JP: Alright. Why?
KS: Because that's his Kryptonian Name. He's from Krypton
JP: Right right. Fuckin' Planet. Boom. Go.
...
KS: But Superman's dead at this point
JP: Can't Brainiac fight something else up there?
KS: Like what?
JP: What about like Superman's Guards? His soldiers.
KS: Why would Superman need Guards? He's Superman. And plus, it's called the Fortress of Solitude. Nobody's up there
JP: Well, Jesus Christ. Where is it? It's in the Antarctic?
KS: Yes
JP: What about Polar Bears?
- Polar Bear = PB = Lead = Peanut Butter
- I said that Charlie and Lucy of BCB got their names from "Peanuts"
JP: Yeah, have him fight some Polar Bears. Brainiac shows up. He's trying to get into the Fortress and Polar Bears come at him and he just fuckin' kills one runs away because we don't want to piss off the PETA People
KS: You want me to write a scene where Brainiac is rasslin' Polar Bears?
JP: Yeah. You know anything about Polar Bears?
KS: No, I don't
JP: They're the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom
And I'm thinking this point has way too much access to the Discovery Channel
I was always afraid someone at Warner Bros. would be like, "We gave our fuckin' million dollar, multi-million dollar, franchise to the "Clerks" Guy?
Like, he's going to turn in a script with fuckin' Clark jumping on Lois saying, "How many fuckin' dicks did you suck???"
...
JP: We need that voice. We need that character in our movie. Can't Brainiac have a sidekick?
KS: Yeah, I guess
JP: Give him a little robot sidekick and give him that dude's voice
KS: Really? You want the robot to sound like a gay black man?
JP: That's what this movie needs. Just a fuckin' gay R2D2
[NEWS: Star Wars Droid R2D2 Collects Male]
...
JP: We need Chewy in this movie
KS: You want me to just fuckin' write Chewy into the movie? Superman rasslin' Chewy?
I was really reminded next summer when I went to the movies and saw a movie that Jon Peters had produced, and it was called the "Wild Wild West."
So I'm sitting in the Theatre watching the movie going, "Good Lord, this is a piece of shit."
But then all of a sudden, a Giant Fucking Spyder shows up!
[VIDEO: Kevin Smith on Superman]