PROPHECY: Sunny Leone in Amsterdam, "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle"

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There's mention of how Sunny Leone went to Amsterdam. That was staged.

1. In "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle," you see the girl Maria (Paula Garces) living in the apartment whom Harold the Asian Guy Harold Lee (John Cho) has a crush on
   1. John Cho = Initials JC = Jesus Christ
      
   2. He's Asian and I'm Asian
      
   3. I said all the Letters in CHRIST add up to 77 = IR on the Periodic Table
      
   4. I said 10/22/2006 that when you see the "JC" Tag it's referring to me
      
   5. At the end of the movie, Harold finds the courage to make a move on her
2. Kumar = Kal Penn:
   1. Ka(L) = Ka(REN) when Valentine(L/Non-7/Non-Good/Bad/B-AD/2-14) = 1975(Re/75-Periodic) IR(N/14/7+7/77/IR-Periodic)
      
   2. Kal Penn is East Indian
      
   3. Sunny Leone's East Indian
3. Paula Garces, as Maria, says she's going to Amsterdam:
   1. Kumar convinces Harold to go after her
      
   2. In real life, her husband Hernandez owns a Deli
      
   3. My Cousin Karen's last name is Hernandez
4. Weird Al Yankovic:
   1. I said that Eric is a "Spoof" or Comical Version of me
      
   2. Weird Al Yankvoic = WA-y = Washington(WA) Male(Y)
      
   3. Washington was inducted 11/11 = Sunny Leone's Boyfriend Eric
5. "Rye and the Kaiser":
   1. I'm Sylvester Stallone = SS = Eye of the Tiger
      
   2. Weird Al made a parody of "Eye of the Tiger" with "Rye and the Kaiser"
      
   3. (TIG)er = (KAIS)er when the Female(T/20/XX) God(I) Sun Gemini(G/7/VII) = Kansas(KS) with Artificial Intellience(AI) inside
      
   4. My biological father was born 11/19 = K/S = Kansas
6. Sunny Leone works at a Deli:
   1. Deli = De/L-I = Of(De-Spanish) Lucy/Isabella(L/I)
      
   2. Isabella Valentine is born 11/11
      
   3. Eric is born 11/11
7. New Dehli:
   1. New Delhi is the Capital of India
      
   2. Sunny Leone is East Indian
      
   3. Deli = Del(H)i + Scorpio(H)
      
   4. Sunny Leone dating Eric the Scorpio works in "New Del(H)i"
8. Kaiser:
   1. Ka(ISER) = Ka(REN) when the IR with Florida/Penis(SE/Southeast) = 1975(Re/75-Periodic) IR(N/14/7+7/77/IR-Periodic)
      
   2. Rye = R/ye = Anti-Christ(R/18/6x3/666) Old Definite(Ye/The-Old English)
      
   3. Rye = R(Y)e = 1975(Re/75-Periodic) with Male(Y) inside

The whole reason why Eric is born 11/11 and Male is because he's a Washington Male(WA-y).

As Jesus Christ with Eric born 11/11 impersonating me the same way Isabella Valentine born 11/11 is impersonating Sunny Leone, I say unto Sunny Leone, "I am the WA-y" ;).

You have to admit that even though the Planet is making fun of Eric as Comic Relief there's a whole bunch of good that comes out of it:

1. All the Nerds and Geeks finally get to see some payback to all the Jocks
   
2. Eric's like Barney Fife
   
3. With the tense political and religious climate, you have to dispel it with humor. Wacky or Zany Prophecies are the LAST thing that anyone is expecting with the Return of Jesus Christ
   

Eric's like a "Jock Jesus Christ" where he gets persecuted in order to better society. No one would ever remember Eric otherwise. He would've just been a blip on the map and would've died in obscurity.

Plus, he gets to bang Sunny Leone as Aphrodite. How cool is that? He was having Sex all this time with the Official Goddess of Love and didn't even know it.
Rye and the Kaiser
By Rye and the Kaiser
Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.

But he’s no bum, he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli.
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat.
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say,

Try the rye or the kaiser,
They're on special tonight.
If you want, you can have an appetizer
You might like our salami and the liver’s alright
And they'd really go well with the rye or the kaiser

Never eats while on the job,
He heard it’s good to stay hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shishkabob
Have a taste, they were made fresh today

Try the rye or the kaiser
Or the wheat or the white
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
But you just can’t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser

So today, his deli comes first
Still he dreams of his past days of glory
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
All the while you can still hear him say,

It’s the rye or the kaiser
It’s the thrill of one bite
Let me please be your catering advisor.
If you want substitutions,
I won't put up a fight.
You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.

The rye or the kaiser….. (repeat)

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