ADVICE: God Being Satan
QUESTION:
Is there any way the Devil wrote/inspired the bible?
instead of god
REPLY:
Technically, if you want to talk about Law, you could argue that if God wanted to defeat Satan, he could do so by fiddling with the interpretation so that God = Satan.
If God is craftier than Satan, it would mean that God would be able to outsmart Satan. If God outsmarts Satan, you'd assume than anyone craftier or more sly than Satan would inherit the powers of Satan.
Wouldn't it make sense that if God defeated Satan that God would inherit all of Satan's powers?
They say that God is in everyone. That would include Satan. By inheriting the Powers of Satan, it means that it's only Man vs. Self. It throws out the Battle between Man vs. Man or Man vs. Nature.
If God is Nature and other Men, then it means that God is just battling with himself, which is easier to deal with than an actual foe because it just means it's all inside his head.
People have both extremes of Good and Evil. You've got a really Good Streak and a really Bad Streak. Both balance each other out, which is how you end up with Temperance.
When the Good Streak and Bad Streak combine, you end up with a normal person.
The other thing about God is that God is said to define everything. If God can supposedly outsmart and outwit people, then it would help to have the Powers of Satan.
By the same token, if God defines something as being undefined... that's still defining it, which would fall under the Jurisdiction of God.
It's like in the "Phantom Tollbooth" where the King of Numbers and the King of Letters claimed there is nothing they could ever agree upon.
However, the kid says that the one thing they can agree upon is that they will disagree. They agree to disagree, which is still a form of Agreement.
So that's one case where Yes = No
Make sense?
That's why in answer to your question, if I was ever God and had a problem with Satan, I'd just redefine the parameters like a Software Program to where God = Satan.
End of story. Problem solved. You don't have to worry about Satan if God is Satan.
Besides, wouldn't that be the greatest trick of all if God turned out to be Satan? ;)
That would qualify as one of the best deceptions of all, which falls in the realm of Evil.
If you want to screw up the interpretation even more, you could argue that God "sacrificed" himself by choosing to take on the role of Satan so that he'd be hated and despised by people, which would qualify as a "sacrifice."
So assuming the Title of Satan would qualify as a Holy Sacrifce because God would incur the wrath of people by taking on the form of an image people would despise in order to save them.
Then you can go in another direction and claim that God assuming the powers of Heaven and Hell is not only the best deception, but also "selfish" because God would then control everything, which would count as being Unfair or Evil.
That would count as a perversion of Religion and Divinity, which would be to the Delight of the Minions of Hell :).
Is there any way the Devil wrote/inspired the bible?
instead of god
REPLY:
Technically, if you want to talk about Law, you could argue that if God wanted to defeat Satan, he could do so by fiddling with the interpretation so that God = Satan.
- God is said to be the Final Judge
- God defines Laws
- God must supposedly be smarter than Satan
- God must know the Law and Legal System better than Satan
- People think Lawyers are sly
- Lawyers go on to become Judges
If God is craftier than Satan, it would mean that God would be able to outsmart Satan. If God outsmarts Satan, you'd assume than anyone craftier or more sly than Satan would inherit the powers of Satan.
Wouldn't it make sense that if God defeated Satan that God would inherit all of Satan's powers?
They say that God is in everyone. That would include Satan. By inheriting the Powers of Satan, it means that it's only Man vs. Self. It throws out the Battle between Man vs. Man or Man vs. Nature.
If God is Nature and other Men, then it means that God is just battling with himself, which is easier to deal with than an actual foe because it just means it's all inside his head.
People have both extremes of Good and Evil. You've got a really Good Streak and a really Bad Streak. Both balance each other out, which is how you end up with Temperance.
When the Good Streak and Bad Streak combine, you end up with a normal person.
The other thing about God is that God is said to define everything. If God can supposedly outsmart and outwit people, then it would help to have the Powers of Satan.
- God defines
- 1 divides evently into everything defining it
- In Math, God would be represented by the Number 1
- Satan is Crafty
- Satan is sly by riding on Undefined Aspects that people didn't think of when they make a Pact with the Devil
- Anything divided by Number Zero is Undefined
- In Math, Satan would be the Number Zero
By the same token, if God defines something as being undefined... that's still defining it, which would fall under the Jurisdiction of God.
It's like in the "Phantom Tollbooth" where the King of Numbers and the King of Letters claimed there is nothing they could ever agree upon.
However, the kid says that the one thing they can agree upon is that they will disagree. They agree to disagree, which is still a form of Agreement.
So that's one case where Yes = No
Make sense?
That's why in answer to your question, if I was ever God and had a problem with Satan, I'd just redefine the parameters like a Software Program to where God = Satan.
End of story. Problem solved. You don't have to worry about Satan if God is Satan.
Besides, wouldn't that be the greatest trick of all if God turned out to be Satan? ;)
That would qualify as one of the best deceptions of all, which falls in the realm of Evil.
If you want to screw up the interpretation even more, you could argue that God "sacrificed" himself by choosing to take on the role of Satan so that he'd be hated and despised by people, which would qualify as a "sacrifice."
So assuming the Title of Satan would qualify as a Holy Sacrifce because God would incur the wrath of people by taking on the form of an image people would despise in order to save them.
Then you can go in another direction and claim that God assuming the powers of Heaven and Hell is not only the best deception, but also "selfish" because God would then control everything, which would count as being Unfair or Evil.
That would count as a perversion of Religion and Divinity, which would be to the Delight of the Minions of Hell :).