SIGNS: Indian Ocean 7.5 Quake, Yo Mama Jokes, "1999" by Prince: rodillon

rodillon

SIGNS: Indian Ocean 7.5 Quake, Yo Mama Jokes, "1999" by Prince

Feb 22, 2006 22:05

Hrmmm... I was having Kinky Psychic Sex with Subconscious Sunny Leone all last night. I said Sunny Leone is East Indian. It's interesting how people get to see first hand what it's like to fuck like a God and when a God gets extremely horny.

People can laugh at how I'm 30 year old Virgin Male and how no woman wanted me, but I have practically every guy on the Planet beat out when it comes to Impressive Sex. You know when it's impressive when you a fuck a woman so hard it causes Natural Disasters that cause people to flee in terror :o).

That's why Earthquakes are measured on the Richter Scale:

RI/CH-T/ER = 5/29(RI/Rhode Island) Dominant(C) Superman(H) Female(T) Final(E+R=W)

Don't get me wrong. I don't enjoy scaring people like that, but on another level it's kind of thrilling and exhilarating when it comes to Power. On another level, it's sort of a compliment or tribute to Sunny Leone showing how incredibly hot she is. That's one woman that knows how to make my blood boil :). Jessica Jaymes and Brittney Skye, too :).

7.5 earthquake struck Mozambique along the Indian Ocean:
1. 7.5 = 75 = Year of the Rabbit
2. Indian: Sunny Leone is East Indian
12:19 a.m
1. 12:19 = Bad(12/L/Non-7) Superman(19/S)
2. It means I'm being a naughty Superman ;)
140 miles (225 kilometers) southwest of Mozambique's main port of Beira:
1. I said 9/8/2005 that 225 is for Bizarro and the Bad Superman
2. Be-IR/A = Jesus Christ(BE/25) IR God(A)
Tivoli Hotel manager Johana Neves:
1. Ti/V-OL/I = Female God(TI) Sun(V) SUnny Leone(O/15+L50=65=5x13) God(I)
2. NE-V/ES = Northeast(NE) Sun(V) Northwest(ES/Non-SE/NW)
"It felt like you were in a boat, it was shaking everything yet, it's strange, nothing is broken, even the windows."
1. I said 2/1/2005 about the song "Rock the Boat" by the Hues Corporation
2. I said we have a "God Corporation." H u ES = Superman(H) in Union with(U) Northwest(ES/Non-SE/NW)
3. Nothing got broken because it was affectionate love-making between me and Subconscious Sunny Leone. It wasn't an angry God Force. It was just me showing how special Sunny is to me
But Antonio Dinis, who also was at the hotel, said the streets were full of people afraid to go back home or sleep: Well, I haven't had any real hot session with Subconscious Sunny in over a month or so in the form of intense kinky and dirty sex like last night
In Maputo, hundreds of people also fled their homes into the streets:
1. Map u T-O = Map in Union with(U) Female(T) Sun(O).
2. I said 2/22/2006 that I've been providing a Road Map for people to navigate through the Psychic Realm
The quake was shallow: That's because it was kinky sex and horny fucking.
Tete, which neighbors Zambia and Malawi:
1. Tete: I said Sunny Leone has huge suckable nipples or Tetes. Te/Te = Gemini Non-Alien(Te)
2. Ma/L.A.-WI = Mother(Ma) Los Angeles(L.A.) 5/29(Wisconsion/WI)
Updated: 09:16 PM EST:
1. I said 9/16/2005 that I'm the new Sheriff in Town
2. That's why I'm the "Wild Wild W-ES/T." W-ES/T = Final(W) Northwest(ES/Non-SE/NW) Female(T/20/XX)
3. I said 2/21/2006 about "Nightmare on My Street" by Will Smith

That's how you'd get all the people running out into the streets :).

That's how you get the song "1999" by Prince. I got a Li-On in my P.O./CK-ET and Baby's it's ready to Ro/IR.

Did I mention that part where I'm a B/L.A.-CK Fe-Male, I'm Filipino, and of Royal Blood
1. Prince's parents are Flipino and Black
2. Prince has both Male and Female Genitalia
He married that Indian Belly Dancer from that video "Diamonds and Pearls."
1. Sunny Leone's East Indian
2. Diamond is the Superman Insigian
My last name is Rodillon:
1. All the Letters in my last name R-O-D-I-L-L-O-N add up to 99
2. Ro-Dill/On = Gemini(Ro/Non-OR/Non-V/Non-5/2 in Digital) PI-CK/Le(Dill) Activated(On)

Not that any of this means anything. It's all speculation, of course. I'm just sayin'... In case anyone's wondering why the Planet's aligning with whatever I say or do.

I said 1/17/2006 about how the Planet is a Big Planetary Ovum, and I'd be the Super Sperm :o). My Psychic Flagella Tail was whipping really hard two years ago and pierced through the Shell of the Planetary Ovum.

Then my Psychic DNA merged with the Earth Ovum and started went through changes getting pregnant and initiating the "Planetary Myosis Process."

That's how you get one big fat pussy that weighs 33 lbs.! :o)

As Go/D the Father, I'm the tiniest Father ever! :D

That's how you get "Big Momma's House" with Martin Lawrence dressed like a Drag Queen playing Yo Momma! :o)

That's how you get those "Yo Momma is so Fat" Jokes!!!

PROPHECY: Your mama's so fat that when God said, "Let there be light" he moved her F/At A/SS out of the WA-y

ROTFMAO!!!

I'd like to point out I also said I'm C/He-Ap D-IR/T-y W/Ho-Re :).

Your mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Your mama's so stupid she sent a Fax with a stamp on it
Your mama's so stupid she walked by the YMCA and said, "Hey! They spelled Macy's wrong!"
Your mama's so stupid that when the judge asked for "Order in the Court," she said, "I'll have a burger and fries."
Your mama's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet afterward
Your mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I asked for your weight not your phone number."
Your mama's so poor that when someone asked her why she was pounding on the garbage cans she said her kids had locked her out
Your mama's so ugly that she walked into the House of Horrors and walked out with a job application
Your mama's so fat she walked into Jenny Craig's and they said, "We're sorry, we don't do miracles."
Your mama's so fat she had to get baptized at Sea World
Your mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing, "We Are Family"
Your mama's so stupid she put a ruler next to her bed so she could see how long she slept
Your mama's so fat that when she goes to the bathroom she gets charged for illegal dumping
Your mama's so fat she falls off BOTH sides of the bed.
Your mama's so ugly that when I took her to the zoo, the zookeeper thanked me for bringing her back
Your mama's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Your mama's so fat she rocked herself to sleep while trying to get back up
Your mama's so fat that when she wears an X-Men T-Shirt helicopters try to land on her
Your mama has more nuts in her mouth than a squirrel before Christmas
Your mama is like a race car, she burns four rubbers a day
Your mama's ass is so tight that when she farts only dogs can hear
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Your mama's so tall that when she did a backflip she hit Jesus in the face
Your mama's so fat that when she gets on the dancefloor she makes the band skip
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Your mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday
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Your mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your mama's so stupid she brought toilet paper to a Craps Game
Your mama'sso stupid on a job application it said "Do not write under the dotted line" and she wrote "OK"
Your mama's so ugly that when her mother said "What a treasure" the dad said, "Yeah, let's go bury it"
Your mama's so cross-eyed she dropped a dime and saw two nickels
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Your mama's so fat she stepped over Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target
Your mama's so fat that when she auditioned for the Indiana Jones movie she got cast as the big rolling ball
Your mama's so stupid she thought "Star 69" was for phone sex with a celebrity
Your mama's so fat when she uses a computer she has to use Doors to get in instead of Windows
Your mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your mama's so ugly she'd make an owl say, "What?"
Your mama's so poor I stepped on a cigarette and she said, "Hey, who turned off the heat?"
Your mama's so fat she plays hula hoops with Saturn's Rings
Your mama's so stupid that she asked me what kind of jeans I was wearing. When I said "Guess" she said "Levi's"
Your mama's so ugly that even her Rice Krispies won't talk to her in the morning
Your mama's so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice
Your mama's so skinny that when she accidentally swallowed a marble people thought she was pregnant
Your mama's so dumb she tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order
Your mama's so fat she has to wear a sock on each toe
Your mama's so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt on
Your mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a phone company
Your mama is like Sprint: 10 cents per use
Your mama's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter
Your mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what as on the other side
Your mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale it showed her Social Security Number
Your mama's arms are so hairy it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock
Your mama's so fat her belly button has an echo
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, God said, "Let there be light" and she opened her mouth
Your mama's so fat that when God said, "Let there be light" he moved her fat ass out of the way
Your mama's so stupid that on the application it said "Sex" and she wrote "Monday, Friday, and sometimes Wednesday, too"
Your mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
Your mama's so fat she applies sun screen with a paint roller
Your mama's so clumsy she tripped over her cordless phone
Your mama is a carpenter's dream: easy to screw in
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Your mama's so stupid she wears a wig with a chin strap
Your mama's so ugly God gave her an extra 364 days to dress up for Halloween
Your mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
Your mama's so stupid she almost drowned in a car pool
Your mama's so fat her picture keeps falling off the wall
Your mama's so stupid she thought silicone was an ice cream
Your mama's so fat that when she's swimming in the ocean pirates yell, "Land Ahoy!"
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Your mama's so poor I walked in to see her with roaches all over the TV. When I asked what she was doing, she said watching "All My Children"
Your mama's so fat she could sell shade
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Your mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall
Your mama's so poor she put a puppy on Layaaway and it died before she could pay for it
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Your mama's so ugly she'd make an onion cry
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Your mama's so stupid she couldn't find the end of the hose even with the water running
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Your mama's so poor I saw her putting food stamps into a gumball machine
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Your mama's so poor she went to Taco Bell and put her order on layaway
Your mama's so fat when she eats at restaurants she gets a group discount
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Your mama's so ugly her parents had to tie a T-Bone around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
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Your mother's so old the date on her birth certificate is in Roman Numerals
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Your mama's so fat she puts Mayo on her aspirin
Your mama's so fat that when she goes to a restaurant, instead of asking for a menu, she asks for an estimate
Your mama's so ugly they took her to a beautician and it took 12 hours just to get a quote

I keep saying that the Planet and Sun have a perverted sense of Humor :o). I wasn't kidding.They're really funny and throw a lot of Zingers that completely go over people's heads. That's why they're Private Jokes.

The Movies and Shows are always filled with Inside Humor and Private Jokes that other people don't get because they're not tuned in to what's going on behidn the scenes :o). That's why you should always pay attention to DVDs with Special Features that tell you what's going on behind the camera.

That's what I do. I'm giving you the DIRECTOR'S CUT Version of what's going on behind the scenes with bloopers, outtakes, and why historical events were shot in a particular way :D.

I'm tellin' ya it's good stuff! :)

1999
By Prince

Don't worry, i won't hurt u
I only want u 2 have some fun
I was dreamin' when i wrote this
Forgive me if it goes astray
But when i woke up this mornin'
Coulda sworn it was judgment day
The sky was all purple,
There were people runnin' everywhere
Tryin' 2 run from the destruction,
U know i didn't even care

'cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over,
Oops out of time
So tonight i'm gonna party like it's 1999

I was dreamin' when i wrote this
So sue me if i go 2 fast
But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant 2 last
War is all around us, my mind says prepare 2 fight
So if i gotta die i'm gonna listen 2 my body tonight

Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over,
Oops out of time
So tonight i'm gonna party like it's 1999
Yeah

Lemme tell ya somethin'
If u didn't come 2 party,
Don't bother knockin' on my door
I got a lion in my pocket,
And baby he's ready 2 roar
Yeah, everybody's got a bomb,
We could all die any day
But before i'll let that happen,
I'll dance my life away

Oh, they say two thousand zero zero party over,
Oops out of time
We're runnin' outta time (tonight i'm gonna)
So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999)
We gonna, oww

Say it 1 more time
Two thousand zero zero party over oops,
Out of time
No, no (tonight i'm gonna)
So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999)
We gonna, oww

Alright, it's 1999
You say it, 1999
1999
1999 don't stop, don't stop, say it 1 more time
Two thousand zero zero party over,
Oops out of time
Yeah, yeah (tonight i'm gonna)
So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999)
We gonna, oww

Yeah, 1999 (1999)
Don'tcha wanna go (1999)
Don'tcha wanna go (1999)
We could all die any day (1999)
I don't wanna die,
I'd rather dance my life away (1999)
Listen 2 what i'm tryin' 2 say
Everybody, everybody say party
C'mon now, u say party
That's right, everybody say (party)
Can't run from the revelation, no (party)
Sing it 4 your nation y'all (party)
Tell me what you're singin', baby say (party)
Telephone's a-ringin', mama (party)
C'mon, c'mon, u say (party)
Everybody, [two times] (party)
Work it down 2 the ground, say (party)
(party)
Come on, take my body, baby (party)
That's right, c'mon, sing the song (party)
(party)
That's right (party)
Got a lion in my pocket mama, say (party)
Oh, and he's ready 2 roar (party)

Mommy, why does everybody have a bomb?
Mommy, why does everybody have a bomb?

Big Quake Shakes East Africa
Felt in Mozambique, South Africa and Zimbabwe
MAPUTO, Mozambique (Feb. 22) - An extremely powerful magnitude 7.5 earthquake struck Mozambique along the Indian Ocean coast early Thursday, collapsing at least one building in the main port city and sending people fleeing into the streets, witnesses said.

Buildings swayed and doors shook across the southeast African nation from the coast to towns bordering South Africa, Zambia and Zimbabwe, but there was no immediate word of injuries.

The U.S. Geological Survey said the magnitude 7.5 quake struck at 12:19 a.m. Thursday (2219 GMT Wednesday), with its epicenter located 140 miles (225 kilometers) southwest of Mozambique's main port of Beira. It was felt as far away as Durban, on South Africa's coast, and Harare, in central Zimbabwe.

"Somebody just called to say a building collapsed in Beira," a reporter at the state Mozambique radio station in Maputo, the capital, said. But he had no further information.

In Beira, a hotel manager said the quake sent the mainly South African tourists running terrified from their rooms as the building began moving, but nobody was hurt.

"It felt like the building was going to fall down and it went on for a long time, the trembling," Tivoli Hotel manager Johana Neves said by telephone. "It felt like you were in a boat, it was shaking everything yet, it's strange, nothing is broken, even the windows."

"Now we are just afraid of something like the tsunami, but it's not going to happen!"

She said panicked guests had returned to their rooms. But Antonio Dinis, who also was at the hotel, said the streets were full of people afraid to go back home or sleep.

In Maputo, hundreds of people also fled their homes into the streets, as they did in Chimoyo, some 300 miles (480 kilometers) west of Beira near the border with Zimbabwe, and Tete, which neighbors Zambia and Malawi, the Mozambique radio station said.

The quake was shallow, which increases the potential for damage, said Dale Grant, a geophysicist with the USGS National Earthquake Information Center in Golden, Colorado, which is a clearinghouse for information on temblors worldwide.

"It was felt very widely in the epicentral area, though it's not a very heavily populated area," Grant said. "There is certain to be damage, but so far, we've had absolutely no word of damage."

A magnitude 7 earthquake is capable of causing widespread, heavy damage in populated areas.

02-22-06 20:43 EST
Updated: 09:16 PM EST

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