PREDICTIONS: Madonna's "Like a Virgin," Weird Al's "Like a Surgeon"

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Here's a mention of dates and the long term effects. It also shows what happens when I make a mistake. You'll know it :).

1. I said 1/16/2006 that I got my dates mixed up
   
2. I said 1/16/2006 that I posted about Elizabeth Pena 3/27/2005:
   1. It was at 12:29 am
      
   2. The article says the Surgery Mix-Up took place in 12/29 of 2005
3. Virgo rules over the Stomach. I said I'm a Male Virgin. Madonna is the Virgin Mary and the singer :o)
   1. You have "Like a Surgeon" by Weird Al Yankovic spoofing "Like a Virgin" by Madonna
      
   2. Madonna was the one who wondered when Weird Al was going to do "Like a Surgeon."
      
   3. You have the perverted version in "Moulin Rouge" with Harold Zidler (Jim Broadbent) serenading the Duke (Richard Roxbough - Initials RR like mine).
4. I said 1/15/2006 that I'm from South Kitsap (SK). South Korea is SK
   

This comes back to what I've been saying for the last two years. Nobody was paying attention and I got stuck with the job :P. I said 6/25/2005 about the Nostradamus Prophecy:

"Come the Millenium, month 12, in the home of the greatest power, the village idiot will come forth and be acclaimed the Leader."- Nostradamus

Yeah, just great. Guess who the Village Idiot is :P. That's why there's that line in "I was last in my class... My patients die before they can pay..."

I tried to warn people that you don't want to put me in charge, but since nobody believed my story when I tried to notify the proper authorities, the responsibility fell into my lap :P.

I could think of dozens of people who are more qualified than me. grue23 is so much smarter than me. I still think he would've been a better candidate and known what to do. However, I couldn't get through to him or anyone else.

Two Patients Get Each Other's Surgery
SEOUL (Jan. 16) - South Korean doctors mistakenly removed part of the stomach of a patient due to have thyroid surgery, while removing the thyroid gland of another scheduled for stomach surgery, a hospital official said Monday.

The surgical mix-up took place at Konyang University Hospital in the city of Taejon, about 95 miles south of Seoul and involved two women in their sixties who were both in for surgery the same day, hospital spokesman Kim Man-sik said.

Medical staff found out about the mix-up, which took place on December 29, only after they were filing paperwork on the two women, he said.

Doctors later performed the correct surgical procedures on both women and re-attached the part of the stomach they had removed from the patient with the thyroid problem, Kim said.

Both were recovering from their operations, he said.

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Like a Surgeon
By Weird Al Yankovic

I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A malpractise suit

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go - time to operate
I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

It's a fact - I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time