HUMOR: Bliss, Year of the Dragon, "Starsky and Hutch"
I said 11/3/2005 that Isabella was Lucy the Bartender. I said my Auntie Lucy in San Diego where isabellaval is married my Uncle Jeff. The person overseeing it is Jeff.
BARTENDER:Who are you guys?
HUTCH: My name's Kansas, and this little guy's named Toto.
Kansas is where Clark Kent is from. Toto is Wizard of Oz. Seattle is the Emerald City, which is Green and Emerald is the Birthstone of May for me and Bliss born as Geminis.
Scene at the Bay City Correctional Facility.
BIG EARL: Show me your belly button
HUTCH: What? No!
STARSKY: Come on! Show him a little skin
...
Hutch pulls up his shirt and shows his belly button.
(turned on by Hutch's belly button) Oh, Eureka! God... That's nice... It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one, too. It's got a little bit more brown sugar on mine.
HUTCH: (disgusted and tucking his shirt back in) Oh, God
BIG EARL: Did you say Terence Myers? Yeah, I think I did make that little jacket. In fact, we might have even pulled a job together.
STARSKY: What job? Who are you working for?
BIG EARL: (eying Hutch) Stand up. Walk to the back and do a slow spin for me.
HUTCH: (pissed) Now wait a second, Big Earl! I just showed you my stomach!
STARSKY: Come on a deal's a deal.
BIG EARL: Fine. Then this conversation is over.
...
Hutch gets up and does a slow spin.
BIG EARL: (eagerly) Tell him to arch his back... and then look back at me mean. Like... Like a Dragon!
Hutch bends over on the chair looking back at Big Earl and starts snarling. Big Earl snarls back. Hutch then snarls again making a clawing action with his hand. Big Earl starts getting aroused.
BIG EARL: You're a very convincing Dragon. You should feel good about that.
HUTCH: (humiliated and whispering) Just get this over with.
...
BIG EARL: Look, I like you guys, okay? Especially you (pointing at Hutch)... I'll tell you were it is, but, uh...but first, I need to see something, okay? And it's going to involve both of you. I'm not going to lie to you. It's going to get weird. Two dragons.
...
The scene changes to the car ride back...
HUTCH: Do you think Dragons ever--
STARSKY: Blahhhh! Stop! I don't want to talk about it!!!
Scene at the Police Precinct with the rest of the police officers laughing as they peer through the Glass Partition of the office as they watch the video tape of both Starsky and Hutch undressed with Starsky riding Hutch.
COMMISSIONER: What.. the...HELL is WRONG with you two?
Big Earl:
BARTENDER:Who are you guys?
HUTCH: My name's Kansas, and this little guy's named Toto.
Kansas is where Clark Kent is from. Toto is Wizard of Oz. Seattle is the Emerald City, which is Green and Emerald is the Birthstone of May for me and Bliss born as Geminis.
Scene at the Bay City Correctional Facility.
BIG EARL: Show me your belly button
HUTCH: What? No!
STARSKY: Come on! Show him a little skin
...
Hutch pulls up his shirt and shows his belly button.
(turned on by Hutch's belly button) Oh, Eureka! God... That's nice... It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one, too. It's got a little bit more brown sugar on mine.
HUTCH: (disgusted and tucking his shirt back in) Oh, God
BIG EARL: Did you say Terence Myers? Yeah, I think I did make that little jacket. In fact, we might have even pulled a job together.
STARSKY: What job? Who are you working for?
BIG EARL: (eying Hutch) Stand up. Walk to the back and do a slow spin for me.
HUTCH: (pissed) Now wait a second, Big Earl! I just showed you my stomach!
STARSKY: Come on a deal's a deal.
BIG EARL: Fine. Then this conversation is over.
...
Hutch gets up and does a slow spin.
BIG EARL: (eagerly) Tell him to arch his back... and then look back at me mean. Like... Like a Dragon!
Hutch bends over on the chair looking back at Big Earl and starts snarling. Big Earl snarls back. Hutch then snarls again making a clawing action with his hand. Big Earl starts getting aroused.
BIG EARL: You're a very convincing Dragon. You should feel good about that.
HUTCH: (humiliated and whispering) Just get this over with.
...
BIG EARL: Look, I like you guys, okay? Especially you (pointing at Hutch)... I'll tell you were it is, but, uh...but first, I need to see something, okay? And it's going to involve both of you. I'm not going to lie to you. It's going to get weird. Two dragons.
...
The scene changes to the car ride back...
HUTCH: Do you think Dragons ever--
STARSKY: Blahhhh! Stop! I don't want to talk about it!!!
Scene at the Police Precinct with the rest of the police officers laughing as they peer through the Glass Partition of the office as they watch the video tape of both Starsky and Hutch undressed with Starsky riding Hutch.
COMMISSIONER: What.. the...HELL is WRONG with you two?
Big Earl:
- Initials are B.E.
- BE = 25 as Letters transcribed into Numbers
- I said 25 is for Jesus Christ
- celticblissy is CHRISTine
- BE = 25 as Letters transcribed into Numbers
- I said 11/5/2005 that Bliss was born 1976:
- 1976 = Year of the Dragon
- She's a Gemini
- Gemini = 2/II. That's how you get Two Dragons...LOL
- 1976 = Year of the Dragon