Jesus Christ as the General Lee and KITT with "Turbo Boost"!

[rodillon]

Let me give you an EXAMPLE of painful crap that Jesus Christ has to put up with. I said he's the General Lee. Do you remember all those times that the General Lee goes jumping off a cliff and leaping across a river or some ravine? The General Lee represented Jesus Christ's PHYSICAL BODY. When you see that poor orange car having to speed up and jump across, that's PAINFUL on the car.

When you'd see Bo and Luke Duke going, "YEE-HAW!!!" and having the car drive on two wheels, that poor car had to put all of its weight on two:

• BLUE: Right Arm or Passenger Tire
  
• BLACK: Left Arm or Driver's Side Tire
  
• RED: Right Leg or Rear Passenger Tire
  
• GREEN: Left Leg or Rear Driver's Side Tire
  
• WHITE: Chest or the Steering Wheel
  

When you put all the weight on the left side of the car, it's all on the Left Hand (Black) and the Left Leg (Green). That's Good Luck and Bad Luck.:

• When you shift all your weight on the right side of the car, it's all on the Right Hand (Blue) and the Right Leg (Red). That's Knowledge and Passion.
  
• That's why when you use the Steering Wheel in conjunction with Red and Blue, you get Red, White, and Blue. That's how you get the General Lee driving on its Right Side.
  
• When you use the Steering Wheel to drive on the Left Side relying on Good and Bad Luck, the Red/Passion and Blue/Knowledge aren't being utilized.
  

All the people watching would go, "Ooo! Ahhh! That's so cool!" Yeah, if you're watching. Not if you're the car!

Then you have Jesus Christ as KITT:

1. KITT = Knight Industries Two Thousand
   
2. The car would exit out of the Semi (SE/Mi)
   
3. KITT = KI/TT
   
4. KI = Ki meaning Life Force
   
5. It also looks like Left Brain Logical XI
   
6. XI = 11 in Roman Numerals
   
7. TT = T x II
   
8. T = Tech/Blue or +/Cross
   
9. II = Gemini Symbol
   

That's why Jesus Christ's body is KITT and Michael Knight is the Drive12. Michael is the R Drive with the storage. That's why KITT was a really smart car. He'd always have Turbo Boost:

1. Turbo = + u 12 13 0
   
2. t = +/Cross
   
3. u = In Union With
   
4. R = 12/Time
   
5. B = 13 or Bad Luck
   
6. 0 = Indefinite
   

There was one episode where KITT is hit with live wire from an electrical power cable that short circuits his memory. So he has amnesia and is driving around unsure of what he's supposed to do. That was poor Jesus Christ who lost his WA/Y. Have you lost your WA/Y? Your Washington Male? :)

That's why women can never keep a man. They're always losing their Male. That's why they women are given a Male Slot to put a guy's package :). However, they keep rejecting those packages. That's why Elvis Presley sings, "Return to Sender. Address unknown. No such number. No such zone."

That's why women who keep getting male need to open their male slot to see if they've got anything in it LOL

That's why young kids put fire crackers inside a male slot causing an explosion. It's symbolic of exploding cum LOL. Okay, I'll behave now. I've got all these firetrucks with blaring sirens driving past the house. I have to be careful because things will start to set fire and those poor fire fighters here in L.A. have to go run and put out the fire LOL.

Then you've got all the L.A. PD with all the Gemini License plates. They all start with 11 LOL. They would always flank me on the road when I'm driving in L.A.

But I digress...

Anyway, you had Devon De V on, meaning "Of 5 activated." They killed him off in the movie, which was dumb. That represented another variation of Jesus Christ's personality. The Good Part that should've stayed. However, you had a bad writer that eliminated him out of the script.

Then you had Magnum P.I. where Jesus Christ is the Ferrari:

1. Ferrari = Fe/RR a 121
   
2. Fe = IRon
   
3. RR = 12 x II
   
4. a = Alpha or Indefinite Article
   
5. 12 = Time
   
6. 1 = God
   

That's why his hane mwas Thomas Magnum:

1. Thomas = Slang for Penis
   
2. Magnum = Ma/G num
   
3. Ma = Mother
   
4. G = Green/God
   
5. Num = Number
   
6. Num = N u M
   
7. n looks like 17
   
8. 17 = St. Patrick's Day/Green Luck
   
9. u = In Union With
   
10. M = 1,000 in Roman Numerals
    
11. M looks like II with V inserted in it
    

On a side note, that's how you get the "Joy Luck Club."

Personally, I liked "Airwolf." Nothing ever happened to Airwolf. KITT was bulletproof but there was one time he was dumped in acid, which sucked. The General Lee was always getting dented up, but Boss Hogg was always paying for it:

1. Hogg = Ho/GG
   
2. Ho = Slut
   
3. GG = G x II
   
4. G = Green/God
   
5. G looks like 6
   
6. g looks like 9
   

Maybe it's because Airwolf was in the air:

1. Air = A/IR
   
2. A = Alpha
   
3. IR = "to go" in Spanish
   
4. Gemini is an Air Sign
   

Then you had that show with that Dune Buggy. When you honk the Horn, it would change from a junk Green to a polished candy apple red.

Did anyone watch that MTV Show "Celebrity Death Match" where David Hasselhoff has his face ripped off? Then KITT the Dune Buggy pounces into the ring flattening the opponent? :)

David Hasselhoff with no face represented the Face of the Planet LOL. That's why I said that the Face of the Planet is Mr. Potatohead with all the I's :).

That's why they had this commercial with this guy who was dragged out of bed and then forced to run a tread mill. It was joking about stop and go traffic and how people are so mean to their CA12s. They just start it up without letting it warm up and just go. They never check the oil, the brake fluid, or anything. They just go.

It was set up that way to show how people mistreat their CA12s representing Jesus Christ. They just use Jesus Christ. They don't think about the poor car. That's what it's like to be Jesus Christ. It sucks bigtime. That's why they were all given cars to show how they're all hypocrites. When Jesus Christ had his car pawned, it represented how the people of Earth took away the car representing what Jesus Christ as God was managing.

Jesus Christ took really good care of his car, but he had this person who was a passenger and sloppy. He'd leave garbage in Jesus Christ's car, leave stains, wouldn't straighten out the car mat, and spilled drinks. The entire passenger seat is all covered in crap. That's how it is with Jesus Christ as the Drive R or the R Drive and you've got people leaving SHIT all over the place and not taking care of it even though THEY are the guest passenger.

That's how callous and inconsiderate people are.

That's why Optimus Prime was an Autobot. He was Truck:

1. Truck = Tr. u CK
   
2. Tr. = Rt. Backward
   
3. Rt. = Right
   
4. Tr. = Left
   
5. u = In Union With
   
6. CK = Clark Kent
   

His sidekick that you rarely saw was called Tracks or "Track5." He would track the 5th Letter, which is Leo/Sun as the 5th Sign.