AM I GOIN CRAZY Part III
NICE Mr. RODER. YOU SHOULD NOT PUT THAT UP YOU NEVER KNOW WHO IS WATCHING YOU, OH YES MR. RODER YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR FLY ASWELL"
"MY FLY?" I droped the hand to the crotch of my jeans, only to find the Fly FULLY open exposing my white JOE BOXXER BRIEFS
"MUTHER FUC-' I was cut off
"NOW I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR MR. RODER."
"OK, WHAT DO YOU WANT?" I said trying to to let the creepy mans voice get to me
"NOW Mr. RODER, I WANT YOU TO GO TO THE FROZEN FOOD ICE CREAM ISLE, THERE IS A LETTER, TAPED TO A CARTON OF SPARKAL VANALA, PICK IT UP AND GO THE THE BURGER KING ACROSS THE STREET, GO THE PLAY AREA IN THE BALLS YOU WILL FIND FUTHER INSTRUCTIONS, YOU HAVE 5 MINS. THAT IS ALL."
*CLICK*
ONCE AGAN THE PHONE LINE WENT DEAD,
"MOTHER FUCKER!!" I screamed as I flung the phone back to its place on the hook.
AND my Probplems were getting better all the time, the dick that was on the ground with the bleediong face, was starting to come round, so with a swift kick to the ribs, I was off to the races.
The wind was cold even in the store, so far so good, I only looked slighly crazy, but no one was trying to stop me.
as I reached the ICE CREAM I was facing the harsh reality that i had no money... wait, I, tonight have, 1st Talked to a CRAZY MAN ON THE PHONE 2nd SLUGGED SOME POOR BASTED IN THE FACE FOR NO REASON, and now im worried about a little bit of shoplifting.
So i find the sparkal Vanala and pull half the self down before I find the GODDAMN THING.
oh good its lightly taped but Im still goin to steal the IceCream..."MATHERFUCKER 2 MINS TO GET TO BURGER KING."
*BANG*
the race gun was going off in my head again.
Hotfooting out sliding glass doors, and slidding across the hood of pearl, just like in the old cop movies, we (pearl & I ) were off, with less then a minute to get accross the street, luck was with us, there was no traffic, and we zoomed acrosse the road with no delay, I pulled an E-brake into the Burger Kings Parking lot, and took up the middle 4 spots, (yeah im a DICK) getting out of pearl, i could hear a phone ring
*RING RING*
But it was not the pay phone, no this was coming from the play area balls.
Jumping the fence, and hulling ass through the tubular structure Totaly ignoring the YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO PLAY IN THE AREA, sign, and falling face first into the balls
*RING RING*
the phone tone exploded into my ears again, gatta find it I though. Scrambling to throw the balls to one side i found the phone.
"YEAH-"
"MY FLY?" I droped the hand to the crotch of my jeans, only to find the Fly FULLY open exposing my white JOE BOXXER BRIEFS
"MUTHER FUC-' I was cut off
"NOW I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR MR. RODER."
"OK, WHAT DO YOU WANT?" I said trying to to let the creepy mans voice get to me
"NOW Mr. RODER, I WANT YOU TO GO TO THE FROZEN FOOD ICE CREAM ISLE, THERE IS A LETTER, TAPED TO A CARTON OF SPARKAL VANALA, PICK IT UP AND GO THE THE BURGER KING ACROSS THE STREET, GO THE PLAY AREA IN THE BALLS YOU WILL FIND FUTHER INSTRUCTIONS, YOU HAVE 5 MINS. THAT IS ALL."
*CLICK*
ONCE AGAN THE PHONE LINE WENT DEAD,
"MOTHER FUCKER!!" I screamed as I flung the phone back to its place on the hook.
AND my Probplems were getting better all the time, the dick that was on the ground with the bleediong face, was starting to come round, so with a swift kick to the ribs, I was off to the races.
The wind was cold even in the store, so far so good, I only looked slighly crazy, but no one was trying to stop me.
as I reached the ICE CREAM I was facing the harsh reality that i had no money... wait, I, tonight have, 1st Talked to a CRAZY MAN ON THE PHONE 2nd SLUGGED SOME POOR BASTED IN THE FACE FOR NO REASON, and now im worried about a little bit of shoplifting.
So i find the sparkal Vanala and pull half the self down before I find the GODDAMN THING.
oh good its lightly taped but Im still goin to steal the IceCream..."MATHERFUCKER 2 MINS TO GET TO BURGER KING."
*BANG*
the race gun was going off in my head again.
Hotfooting out sliding glass doors, and slidding across the hood of pearl, just like in the old cop movies, we (pearl & I ) were off, with less then a minute to get accross the street, luck was with us, there was no traffic, and we zoomed acrosse the road with no delay, I pulled an E-brake into the Burger Kings Parking lot, and took up the middle 4 spots, (yeah im a DICK) getting out of pearl, i could hear a phone ring
*RING RING*
But it was not the pay phone, no this was coming from the play area balls.
Jumping the fence, and hulling ass through the tubular structure Totaly ignoring the YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO PLAY IN THE AREA, sign, and falling face first into the balls
*RING RING*
the phone tone exploded into my ears again, gatta find it I though. Scrambling to throw the balls to one side i found the phone.
"YEAH-"