[ The video opens on AJ's face--looking decidedly green. She's in the inn bathroom. ]
I ate the best darn roses at the festival yesterday...but this 'chocolate' stuff?
[ Did I say she looks green? Because she also looks really spotty. Is that a rash? Why yes, it's a hideous rash. Scritch scritch scritch. ]
I think I ate too much...
[ Aaaand she
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The roses are far more likely to have made you ill than the chocolate. You shouldn't eat anything that was not meant to be eaten, especially decorative plants. They are often contaminated with agricultural chemicals.
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[ Excuse her for a sec, breakfast coming up. ]
But I ate roses all the time, back in Ponyville!
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Why would you put toxic things on your food?!
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They are where I come from!
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... It's much more intense now that he's trying, and proportionally creepier.]
Where did you say you came from? Ponyville?
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Ponyville! It's in Equestria.
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Populated by ponies, I suppose? [It's a guess, really, but the roses and chocolate and the loss of his own eyes make him curious. It can probably pass as sarcasm, in case he's wrong.]
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Well of course! It ain't called Ponyville for nothin'.
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You don't look much like a pony.
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Well, how in tarnation am I supposed to prove it to you? You're just gonna have to take my word for it.
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