Sep 22, 2005 20:01
bored and plus i think this is funny:
THE ULTIMATE DRINKING SURVEY
Thousands have taken it, so let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if you answer 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!
1. Have you ever been drunk?
oh yeah!
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
14
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated?
i dont think so
4. Have you ever drunk dialed'?
yea
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members?
yea and it was hecka scary
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
yea
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?
no
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?
oh yeah!! jackie's parties
9. Ever forgot their name?
i dont think so
10. When was the last time you were drunk?
tony's party
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge?
i dont know what that is
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time?
no
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated?
tequilla
14. Favorite alcohol: its all gross
15. Favorite beer: i dont know beer is just blah not good but not bad
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you were still drunk?
no
17. Have you ever swam drunk?
no
18. What kind of a drunk are you?
stupid and funny
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you?
sure is
20. Favorite drinking partner(s):
brittanie
21. Favorite bar:
im not old enough for bars
22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
not really but at tony's party i dont remember a whole lot of crap
23. Have you ever puked from drinking?
yeah
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'?
sadly
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated?
never tried
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?
nope
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know?
i dont know
28. Whose the most flirtacious drunk you know?
dustin
29. Do you have a drunken nickname?
i dont think so
30. Have you recieved a booty call?
nope
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie:
well the girl wasnt actually drunk but in not another teen movie where laney jumps off the roof into the pool that was hallarious
32. Favorite song(s) about drinking:
i cant think of any
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you?
no not really
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'?
i dont know i guess getting caught
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress?
nope sure havent
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I need a drink"?
maybe not like that
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks?
no
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date?i have never been on a date
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?
tequilla no more
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane?
no
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day?
heck yeah "picking up voldka at 7:00 am on a monday
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
no
44. What's your favorite drinking game?
i have only played one and it was kings it was ok
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?
i dont think so
46. What's the most destructive thing that you have done while you were drunk?
fell or hurt my lungs
47. Ever been drunk at a concert?
nope
48. Is this survey getting too long?
yeah kinda
49. Are you ready for the last question?
sure
50. Why do you drink?
'cause its fun