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Hmm, I just read Crystal's entry about 2 minutes ago. It seems our experiences so far are like day and night. Shanghai... is not great.
Holy shit, got up at 6 this morning to go eat at this morning buffet thing, it was disgusting... they tried to make bacon... only it was some unidentifiable multi-podal animal deep-fried in ass juice, cause that's what it smelled like. It was like "Hello! Super America Buffet, number one!", and it was... bullshit.
Then we walked our ass off to this damn pagoda garden thing, which was, I don't exaggerate.. seven million miles from our hotel. We walked through the old district of Shanghia, which was delicious, just like the garbage juice I stepped in twice on the way.
Hmm... it feels like a hellhole every passing minute. This is the first time I've ever been homesick... which is to say... I hate going places with my parents and having to give my sister a piggyback ride every other foot and buying her popsicles from every stand we past. There is a stench that is permeating my clothes... It's like asscrack mixed with buttfuck.
And my dad has turned into this like insane chain-smoking beer fiend, Like i swear to god, he's gone through 2 packs in two days. Hmmm, so much for quitting seven years ago; settin an example for that she-devil rebecca, that's for sure. In closing, everyone here is... HIDEOUS. people here really need to exfoliate.
Arg! I'm so tired of China, and I really miss people already.
And bitch, where's my damn address?
Holy shit, got up at 6 this morning to go eat at this morning buffet thing, it was disgusting... they tried to make bacon... only it was some unidentifiable multi-podal animal deep-fried in ass juice, cause that's what it smelled like. It was like "Hello! Super America Buffet, number one!", and it was... bullshit.
Then we walked our ass off to this damn pagoda garden thing, which was, I don't exaggerate.. seven million miles from our hotel. We walked through the old district of Shanghia, which was delicious, just like the garbage juice I stepped in twice on the way.
Hmm... it feels like a hellhole every passing minute. This is the first time I've ever been homesick... which is to say... I hate going places with my parents and having to give my sister a piggyback ride every other foot and buying her popsicles from every stand we past. There is a stench that is permeating my clothes... It's like asscrack mixed with buttfuck.
And my dad has turned into this like insane chain-smoking beer fiend, Like i swear to god, he's gone through 2 packs in two days. Hmmm, so much for quitting seven years ago; settin an example for that she-devil rebecca, that's for sure. In closing, everyone here is... HIDEOUS. people here really need to exfoliate.
Arg! I'm so tired of China, and I really miss people already.
And bitch, where's my damn address?