Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I helped
chibishan18 hide a body (-173 points). In March I helped
lowet across the street (6 points). In July on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-915 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
roddimusprime