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I took a plane ride yesterday from LA to New York, and guess what? I sat in front of a stupid baby! God, I hate babies! Sure, they're cute and cuddly and a few of them even grow up to be Nobel Prize winners, but stick a baby on an airplane and he/she becomes a yelling, crying, spittling, kicking lump of baby-meat. I really wanted to take the baby's head and smash it repeatedly on the armrest before throwing him in the aisle to get run over by the drink cart...but the person-who-doesn't-feel-like-going-to-jail in me stepped in and stopped me short. Next time, you godforsaken baby!
Anyway, as I was going through the Google images of babies (search query = "baby"), I came up with some really strange pictures:
Jeez, what an ugly baby! Gee, kid, maybe if you cried a little harder you'd knock out the only two teeth in your head. This kid, according to the website this picture came from, is actually a *Cav baby*...the description reads: "The Cav Baby is a unique individual. Cav Babies are born under the red and white guidons of the cavalry. Many Cav Babies (as well as many Army babies) are the result of a long overseas deployment! Nearly every Cav unit recognizes the birth of these new troopers during unit hail and farewell ceremonies." Uh, what?
Aw...baby pandas. Now if all babies were this cute, we wouldn't all have the urge to punch them so much.
AGGCK!! There's a baby growing out of that poor lady's stomach! How disgusting! How vile! How...amusing :)
Close, but no cigar. Er...baby.
This one may be my favorite or my least favorite--I can't tell. On the one hand, it has a peg-leg, an eyepatch, and a very unnatural patch of hair that's actually a little upsetting. On the other hand, if I diss him too much, he won't teach me his wicked dance moves :)
Anyway, as I was going through the Google images of babies (search query = "baby"), I came up with some really strange pictures:
Jeez, what an ugly baby! Gee, kid, maybe if you cried a little harder you'd knock out the only two teeth in your head. This kid, according to the website this picture came from, is actually a *Cav baby*...the description reads: "The Cav Baby is a unique individual. Cav Babies are born under the red and white guidons of the cavalry. Many Cav Babies (as well as many Army babies) are the result of a long overseas deployment! Nearly every Cav unit recognizes the birth of these new troopers during unit hail and farewell ceremonies." Uh, what?
Aw...baby pandas. Now if all babies were this cute, we wouldn't all have the urge to punch them so much.
AGGCK!! There's a baby growing out of that poor lady's stomach! How disgusting! How vile! How...amusing :)
Close, but no cigar. Er...baby.
This one may be my favorite or my least favorite--I can't tell. On the one hand, it has a peg-leg, an eyepatch, and a very unnatural patch of hair that's actually a little upsetting. On the other hand, if I diss him too much, he won't teach me his wicked dance moves :)