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you will be most happy to know that i have had an excellent day of productivity. to go over the highlights would be a bit too overwhelming, so lets just narrow it down to bullets.
• woke up at 1:24pm. (central standard time)
• blew my nose and cleared my throat for 20 minutes.
• got an erection. toyed with the notion of masturbating to pornography.
• drank a cup of coffee with copious amounts of refined sugar.
• checked the internet.
• stared at a computer screen for about 10 minutes thinking about other things, mostly about masturbating.
• masturbated.
• heated up some pork loin and ate.
• watched the 3 episodes of the american version of "the office". wasnt so bad after i gave it a chance. just not really the same.
• thought about looking for a job or going to the gym.
• instead watched last weeks ep. for 24. god this year is so shitty.
• let the dogs out. watched abby lunge for a bird and rip its wing off its body.
• screamed at abby to get away from the limping bird who was having a terrible time getting air bound with one wing.
• sat in front of the computer desk and felt really bored.
• talked to two of the three possible soul mates online for a brief moment. (to text message your vote now, go to the cingular wireless website and find out the correct numbers to make your pick.)
• realized i have terrible computer chair posture.
• realized i didnt do anything today and should write a post about how eventful my day was.
• woke up at 1:24pm. (central standard time)
• blew my nose and cleared my throat for 20 minutes.
• got an erection. toyed with the notion of masturbating to pornography.
• drank a cup of coffee with copious amounts of refined sugar.
• checked the internet.
• stared at a computer screen for about 10 minutes thinking about other things, mostly about masturbating.
• masturbated.
• heated up some pork loin and ate.
• watched the 3 episodes of the american version of "the office". wasnt so bad after i gave it a chance. just not really the same.
• thought about looking for a job or going to the gym.
• instead watched last weeks ep. for 24. god this year is so shitty.
• let the dogs out. watched abby lunge for a bird and rip its wing off its body.
• screamed at abby to get away from the limping bird who was having a terrible time getting air bound with one wing.
• sat in front of the computer desk and felt really bored.
• talked to two of the three possible soul mates online for a brief moment. (to text message your vote now, go to the cingular wireless website and find out the correct numbers to make your pick.)
• realized i have terrible computer chair posture.
• realized i didnt do anything today and should write a post about how eventful my day was.