damn. 35 hours. What have I done? lets see... I sun bathed on my driveway wearing the pink bikini and a little skirt at noonish (mistake) and fell asleep for a while, no dreams, but also no visible white skin either, upon awaking. Just red. Bright fire engine red skin.
So I got sunpoisoning I think, which feels a whole lot like the flu. I went to work and slept ont he floor behind my desk with a heater blowing on my red skin because I was so freezing cold. Went home. Watched Kama Sutra . Best movie ever. With pretty ladies. Ate half a thingie of peanut butter. Got a friend to come over and douse me in oilve oil which was a VERY PAINFUL endeavor.
Didnt sleep. got up and took vitamins and st. johns wort to heal me. Found the o.horridus concoction. I know it wont fix massive 3rd degree sunburn, but I decided to start taking it anyhow, just to see what happens. The st. Johns' wort is causing this experimental attitude, I think. I also am having the absolutely irresistable urge to buy some Peeps at publix at half price tomorrow and stick them all thru the branches of this tree across the street, and watch from my porch to see what happens. Its got to be the st. johns wort. That stuff seems to be doing its job. I renamed Darth Meow, my cat. Heis now Aniken SkyKitty. Until after the movie. Then it goes back.
But O. Horridus has decided I wont sleep. So I try eating some sesame tahini. Vile tasteless meaningless substance. Poor excuse for sustinence.
lets see...
I sun bathed on my driveway wearing the pink bikini and a little skirt at noonish (mistake) and fell asleep for a while, no dreams, but also no visible white skin either, upon awaking. Just red. Bright fire engine red skin.
So I got sunpoisoning I think, which feels a whole lot like the flu. I went to work and slept ont he floor behind my desk with a heater blowing on my red skin because I was so freezing cold. Went home. Watched Kama Sutra . Best movie ever. With pretty ladies. Ate half a thingie of peanut butter. Got a friend to come over and douse me in oilve oil which was a VERY PAINFUL endeavor.
Didnt sleep. got up and took vitamins and st. johns wort to heal me. Found the o.horridus concoction. I know it wont fix massive 3rd degree sunburn, but I decided to start taking it anyhow, just to see what happens. The st. Johns' wort is causing this experimental attitude, I think. I also am having the absolutely irresistable urge to buy some Peeps at publix at half price tomorrow and stick them all thru the branches of this tree across the street, and watch from my porch to see what happens. Its got to be the st. johns wort. That stuff seems to be doing its job. I renamed Darth Meow, my cat. Heis now Aniken SkyKitty. Until after the movie. Then it goes back.
But O. Horridus has decided I wont sleep. So I try eating some sesame tahini. Vile tasteless meaningless substance. Poor excuse for sustinence.
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