better late than never
Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:
fireman,policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. Little Johnny was being
uncharacteristically quiet so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go
out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took Little Johnny aside and quietly asked him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Little Johnny. "He works for the Bush Campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:
fireman,policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. Little Johnny was being
uncharacteristically quiet so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go
out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took Little Johnny aside and quietly asked him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Little Johnny. "He works for the Bush Campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."