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[rockyracoonsgal]

um. i feel like poo. i look like poo. i got my haircut. and it looks like poo. i HATE GETTING MY HAIRCUT. my aunt is my hairdresser and shes carazay. definately not enjoyable at all. i went to mcguire woods last night and had a grand ole time with erin meyer (surprisingly), whitten, and justin. then today i woke up and i still cant feel my face. im so congested it just feels like...fluid. gross. so then ummm stuff happened i know. i just cant remember what. i bought my matchmakeramajig. it kinda sucked. but i will make made crazy love to matt melfa. and thats all there is to it. apparently this fletcher babb kid is a hottie too, hes my mystery lover. and chip was on there haha. josh made my day though. "you haven't heard the birds and the bees talk yet?" "well there has to be foreplay to lubricate" HAHAHAHA. hes so cute. he made my matchmaker too. i must say, it is rather embarassing because everyone thinks hes such a dumbass(but i love him) he was the only person i ever danced with at a dance in middle school. yes thats right. 8th grade last dance, me and josh green. we were both all sweaty. ahh awkward moments in adolescence. but i mean be honest, when we all turned around and were looking at his eyes which change color, just wow. his eyes are fantabulous. and he was looking right in my eyes. aww so cute. speaking of cute people with fantabulous eyes....dan made fun of me today haha! i was yelling at the jew(adam) and he turned around and looked at me like i was crazy. i forgot about the whole dans jewish too thing. but then later on he gave me a high-5. w00t. what the heck does that mean? i just say it sometimes without thinking. any ideas on what the heck that is?

and now for another popular song by me. this ones going to be good. lets do a rap song this time i thing. im going to freestyle it...ready dj funky flash?

what what!
yo bitches and hoes!
whassup check ya my name is illin
but im no villian
you know i cant help it wit mah homies i be chillin
i like my gin on da rox wit da tonic
man my rhymes are damn symphonic
your just jealous cuz ya cant play the harmonic-
aaaa you know how we do
mamma didnt raise no fo
you just hate me cuz im better than you
and richer than you
and got backs by my crew
what!
yo man im late for my appointment with dr. smokesalot
and i gotta go visit my daddy back in the burbs
damn foo where does sweaters wit da alligators dat i usually wear be?
*awkward silence as i realize that were still recording*
uhh *clears throat*
we can edit that part out right?