Go Directly To Jail
Title: Go Directly To Jail
Pairing: David/Sebastien, minor Pierre/Chuck
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A boys' night in leads to a rousing game of Monopoly.
Notes: This is my submission for the slash_theplan's Board Game Challenge. The characters are based off of those from kathybates' Summerland.
The two couples were nestled contentedly on David's sofa watching a movie. David and Sebastien were having a boys' night in and had decided to invite Pierre and Chuck to join them. So far, the evening consisted of junk food, beer, and movies, but the night was still young. The men were so enraptured in their current movie that no one noticed the sound of rain outside. Just as the movie reached the good part, a clap of thunder and a crack of lightening could be heard outside, and then the power went out. Groans of disappointment filled the dark room.
"Well that sucks," Pierre stated matter-of-factly.
"What do we do now?" Sebastien asked. David rose from the sofa and shuffled across the room, bumping his shin into the coffee table. He let out a string of profanities. He held his shin and continued his blind search. The men heard him bump into something else before he found what he was looking for. He grabbed the flashlight off the shelf and switched it on, pointing the beam of light back towards the direction of the couch. The three men shielded their eyes from the sudden brightness.
"That puts a damper on the evening's plans, now doesn't it?" David asked before moving the light back to the shelf to look for more battery powered lights. He grabbed three more and a handful of candles then made his way back to the sofa, handing everyone their own light. Sebastien turned on his and immediately started to make shadow puppets. Chuck rose from his position next to Pierre to go look out the window.
"It looks like the whole block is out," he said as he turned around to face the other men.
"So are we just going to sit here in the dark and twiddle our thumbs for the rest of the night?" Pierre asked sarcastically.
"Oh, I know! Let's play a board game!" Sebastien bounced with his enthusiasm. The other men groaned at the suggestion; Chuck's disapproval being the loudest. "It'll be fun! You guys are such party poopers," Sebastien rose from the sofa and made his way over to the closet where David kept his board games. He opened the door and cast his light into the darkness.
"Do you know how long it's been since I've played a board game?" Chuck asked incredulously.
"Since camp this summer, I know because I was there," Pierre said pushing his boyfriend's shoulder. "How about Sorry?" he asked as he left the sofa to follow Sebastien.
"No, that's boring," David quipped. "Let's play my James Bond 007 Monopoly!"
"Yes!" Sebastien exclaimed. "I want to be a Bond girl!" He grabbed the box and made his way to the kitchen to set up the game on the table in there.
"You can't be a Bond girl Sebastien, that's what the community chest cards are. You can be Rosa Klebbis' shoe though." David said as he followed his boyfriend into the kitchen.
"Oh-kay," Sebastien said, sadly.
"Can I be the Astin Martin?" Pierre asked excitedly as he and Chuck ambled towards the kitchen as well.
"Sure, Chuck what do you want to be?" David asked as he began to set up candles around the kitchen and placed his flashlight on the table.
"I don't know," Chuck said unenthusiastically. "I'll be the hat I guess." The men sat down at the table. Sebastien already had the board out and was counting out money for each of them.
"Oh, Odd Job's bowler hat! Excellent! I'll be the submarine car then," he said as he grabbed the pieces and placed the correct ones on the Go square. Sebastien handed everyone their $1500 to start before grabbing the dice and rolling to see who was to go first. Chuck won the roll with an eleven, making the sequence Chuck, Sebastien, Pierre, then David. He grabbed the dice again, rolling a seven and landing on the "Bond Girls" square. Sebastien handed him a card from the middle of the board.
"Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200." Chuck read with a groan. David moved the hat to jail before patting Chuck's back.
"Don't worry, it's still early in the game and you have plenty of time to still buy property and become a Monopoly Tycoon." Sebastien grabbed the dice and the game continued. He rolled doubles twice, making it more than half way around the board and buying two properties in the process.
Several turns later, Chuck was in jail again, and only had a measly two properties. Sebastien was collecting rent left and right, and beginning to build his empire. David and Pierre each had a Monopoly of their own but not enough money to build anything yet.
"This game is rigged, I always lose," Chuck sulked as he paid another $50 to get out of jail. He rolled the dice and landed on an orange, handing Sebastien $16 before pushing the dice in his direction. Sebastien added two more houses to his blue properties for $400 before landing on an un-owned property and completing another Monopoly.
Pierre rolled, landing himself on Go, out of harms way for Sebastien's astronomical rents and collecting his $200. David grabbed the dice and blew on them before shaking them vigorously in his hand. He counted out his eight spaces, landing on the "Bond Villains" and grabbing a card from the middle.
"Collect $50 from every player. Excellent! Pay up bitches," he said, thrusting his hand to the middle of the board to collect his $150. Chuck mumbled profanities as he threw $50 at David and grabbed the dice, throwing them down on the board. The dice showed two fives. Pierre moved his boyfriend's piece to the utility, asking him for $40 rent sympathetically. Chuck gave him his money before scooping up the dice again and rolling an eleven. Sebastien grabbed the hat this time and counted out the squares before announcing smugly the eleventh spot and placing Chuck on his blue property with three houses.
"That will be $1400, Chuck," Sebastien said with a grin.
"I'm bankrupt!" Chuck exclaimed dejectedly, throwing his money at Sebastien. "This game fucking sucks."
"Calm down, Chuck," Sebastien said, handing the man back his money. "You're not bankrupt. Give me your shirt."
"Excuse me?" Chuck's eyes we're bugging out of his head at Sebastien's request.
"Give, me, your, shirt," Sebastien repeated, talking to Chuck like he was five years old. David and Pierre burst out laughing at the expression on Chuck's face.
"Now this is my kind of Monopoly," David said, wiggling his eyebrows. Chuck slipped his t-shirt over his head and surrendered it to Sebastien, complaining there was a draft in the room. Play continued, each of the men's little pieces making their way around the board, and Pierre, David, and Chuck stripping their clothing to surrender to Sebastien.
A half an hour later, David and Chuck were left only in their boxers, where as Pierre had his boxers and both socks. Sebastien had a very satisfied grin on his face as he looked at the three men surrounding him.
"Chuck, it's your turn," Sebastien said, handing the mostly naked man next to him the dice.
"Isn't this game over yet?" Chuck mumbled, shaking the dice in his hand and dropping them to the board. Chuck moved his piece the five spaces designated by the dice and came to a stop on "Bond Girls." He took the card Pierre handed him and turned it over to read aloud.
"Advance to Boardwalk. Fuck my life," Chuck said throwing the card. Sebastien quickly grabbed the hat and placed it on his property, which now held a hotel.
"Boxers please, Mr. Comeau," Sebastien said, holding out his hand.
"No, I lost. Game over. I don't need to take them off," Chuck fought, his cheeks starting to turn red.
"No, no, no. Rules say -" Sebastien started.
"The rules say nothing about stripping," Chuck retorted.
"You know what I mean. Now take them off!" Sebastien wiggled the fingers on his outstretched hand.
Chuck's face turned even redder as he stood and slid the boxers off his slim hips. He stepped out of them, and then threw them at Sebastien's face, quickly taking his seat again. David let out a whistle and cat called. Pierre noticed Chuck sat awkwardly, trying to cover his visible arousal with his hands. He felt himself hardening at the sight of his boyfriend's unwanted nakedness. He discretely adjusted himself to help relieve the growing strain in his boxers. David was now fanning himself with what little money he had left.
"Is it just me or did it get a lot hotter in here all of a sudden?" he asked with a sly grin on his face, pointedly looking at his boyfriend. Sebastien caught David's eyes, giving him cheeky smile. His eyes gave the message that he couldn't wait to get his hands on him after the game. Sebastien quickly scooped up the dice, suddenly wanting the game to end right then.
The remaining three men each had a few more turns before finally, it was Sebastien and Pierre left, Pierre only in his boxers. David and Chuck watched on, both completely naked. David lounged comfortably, leaning back in his chair with his feet propped up on the corner of the table, giving everyone an unobstructed view of himself. Sebastien was practically drooling over the sight of David; he was completely distracted from the game. He rolled the dice, leaving Pierre to move his piece. He landed on one of Pierre's properties and handed him his entire stack of money.
"Here, Pierre. You win. It was fun. We should do this again sometime you guys," he quickly said before jumping up from his seat and grabbing his boyfriend in the process. The sudden movement startled David, making him emit an uncharacteristic squeak. He roughly pushed him down the hall to the bedroom, his hands already feeling him up.
"Night guys!" David called before Sebastien opened the door and practically threw him into the dark room onto the bed. He slammed the door behind him and immediately rid himself of his clothing.
Sebastien tossed his last piece of clothing before diving onto the bed. He landed right on top of a surprised David, causing him to emit a grunt from the force. He attacked his boyfriend's mouth with his own, not worried about whether or not he had hurt him. His hands roamed over David's chest, groping and touching everything they slid over.
"Mmm, God. You we're such a tease out there, just sitting there, flaunting yourself practically."
"Flaunting?" David laughed. "I was just playing the game."
"Yeah well you made me lose the game."
"You could've kept playing and you know you would've won, you were just itching to jump my bones though," David said, sticking out his tongue, forgetting his boyfriend wouldn't be able to see it in the dark. Sebastien silenced David by capturing his mouth and continuing his hand groping.
Both men were painfully aroused, having both been so for the past half hour. David thrust up, rubbing himself against Sebastien, in a desperate attempt for friction. Sebastien caught onto David's not so subtle hint and moved his hand down to grasp the throbbing erection. David let out a loud moan of approval as Sebastien worked his hand up and down. Suddenly, the sound of the shower starting in the next room could be heard in the background.
"What was that?" David asked breathily.
"What was what?" Sebastien said, fumbling for something on the bedside table. His hand finally closed on a bottle of lubricant after knocking over everything in its path. He opened the cap and squeezed a generous amount into his hand before grasping David again.
"Didn't you hear - oh - never mind," David attempted to say but was unable to process his thoughts with all his blood rushing to his penis.
Sebastien grabbed the lubricant again, this time grabbing David's hand and squirting it into it. He then positioned himself over David, allowing him access to his ass. David slipped a finger into the tight hole, earning a groan from Sebastien before slipping another and scissoring them to stretch him out.
"David!" Sebastien yelped as David's fingers brushed over his prostate. "God, please, stop teasing. Just do it," Sebastien demanded.
David quickly removed his fingers from Sebastien's ass and grasped his hips, positioning him over his throbbing erection. Sebastien slowly pushed down until he was fully sitting in David's lap. David groaned, very happy with the tight, warm feeling of Sebastien wrapped around him. Sebastien turned to face his boyfriend before he started moving up and down.
Soon the room smelt of sex and sweat, becoming hot and stuffy very fast. A sheen of sweat appeared on Sebastien's brow as he continued his movement. David pushed his hair out of his face and reached in front of him to grab Sebastien's neglected penis. He began pumping it and quickly the two men formed a steady rhythm.
The men flipped positions, allowing David to pound into Sebastien's ass as his hand moved so quickly over cock that it was a blur. David quickly found Sebastien's spot and angled himself to hit it with every thrust. A few minutes passed and Sebastien threw his head back, letting out a guttural moan before losing it and coming all over his stomach and David's still pumping hand. He clenched his ass over David as he rode out his climax, which was more than enough to push David over the edge as well. He collapsed onto his boyfriend's chest, emptying himself completely into his ass.
They lay motionless for some time before David moved to roll to the side of his boyfriend. Sebastien leaned over to engage him in a passionate kiss and run his hand through David's already wild hair. The two men were caught up in the moment when a loud thump from the next room brought them back to reality.
"What was that?" Sebastien asked, separating his lips from David's, but only just enough to ask the question. David began to laugh, realizing what the source of all the noise must have been.
"I think that Pierre and Chuck must have, uh, helped themselves to the shower." Sebastien processed what his boyfriend said before letting out a laugh.
"Oh, I get it now," he said, still laughing. He settled his head on top of David's chest, listening to him breathing. "Do you think we should go clean up the kitchen?"
"No, I just want to lay here with my Bond girl," David said with an awful British accent. Sebastien cracked up and swatted David's chest
"Well then 007, what's your next assignment?" Sebastian asked between giggles.
"You," David said seductively before he captured Sebastien's mouth in a sultry kiss.
Pairing: David/Sebastien, minor Pierre/Chuck
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A boys' night in leads to a rousing game of Monopoly.
Notes: This is my submission for the slash_theplan's Board Game Challenge. The characters are based off of those from kathybates' Summerland.
The two couples were nestled contentedly on David's sofa watching a movie. David and Sebastien were having a boys' night in and had decided to invite Pierre and Chuck to join them. So far, the evening consisted of junk food, beer, and movies, but the night was still young. The men were so enraptured in their current movie that no one noticed the sound of rain outside. Just as the movie reached the good part, a clap of thunder and a crack of lightening could be heard outside, and then the power went out. Groans of disappointment filled the dark room.
"Well that sucks," Pierre stated matter-of-factly.
"What do we do now?" Sebastien asked. David rose from the sofa and shuffled across the room, bumping his shin into the coffee table. He let out a string of profanities. He held his shin and continued his blind search. The men heard him bump into something else before he found what he was looking for. He grabbed the flashlight off the shelf and switched it on, pointing the beam of light back towards the direction of the couch. The three men shielded their eyes from the sudden brightness.
"That puts a damper on the evening's plans, now doesn't it?" David asked before moving the light back to the shelf to look for more battery powered lights. He grabbed three more and a handful of candles then made his way back to the sofa, handing everyone their own light. Sebastien turned on his and immediately started to make shadow puppets. Chuck rose from his position next to Pierre to go look out the window.
"It looks like the whole block is out," he said as he turned around to face the other men.
"So are we just going to sit here in the dark and twiddle our thumbs for the rest of the night?" Pierre asked sarcastically.
"Oh, I know! Let's play a board game!" Sebastien bounced with his enthusiasm. The other men groaned at the suggestion; Chuck's disapproval being the loudest. "It'll be fun! You guys are such party poopers," Sebastien rose from the sofa and made his way over to the closet where David kept his board games. He opened the door and cast his light into the darkness.
"Do you know how long it's been since I've played a board game?" Chuck asked incredulously.
"Since camp this summer, I know because I was there," Pierre said pushing his boyfriend's shoulder. "How about Sorry?" he asked as he left the sofa to follow Sebastien.
"No, that's boring," David quipped. "Let's play my James Bond 007 Monopoly!"
"Yes!" Sebastien exclaimed. "I want to be a Bond girl!" He grabbed the box and made his way to the kitchen to set up the game on the table in there.
"You can't be a Bond girl Sebastien, that's what the community chest cards are. You can be Rosa Klebbis' shoe though." David said as he followed his boyfriend into the kitchen.
"Oh-kay," Sebastien said, sadly.
"Can I be the Astin Martin?" Pierre asked excitedly as he and Chuck ambled towards the kitchen as well.
"Sure, Chuck what do you want to be?" David asked as he began to set up candles around the kitchen and placed his flashlight on the table.
"I don't know," Chuck said unenthusiastically. "I'll be the hat I guess." The men sat down at the table. Sebastien already had the board out and was counting out money for each of them.
"Oh, Odd Job's bowler hat! Excellent! I'll be the submarine car then," he said as he grabbed the pieces and placed the correct ones on the Go square. Sebastien handed everyone their $1500 to start before grabbing the dice and rolling to see who was to go first. Chuck won the roll with an eleven, making the sequence Chuck, Sebastien, Pierre, then David. He grabbed the dice again, rolling a seven and landing on the "Bond Girls" square. Sebastien handed him a card from the middle of the board.
"Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200." Chuck read with a groan. David moved the hat to jail before patting Chuck's back.
"Don't worry, it's still early in the game and you have plenty of time to still buy property and become a Monopoly Tycoon." Sebastien grabbed the dice and the game continued. He rolled doubles twice, making it more than half way around the board and buying two properties in the process.
Several turns later, Chuck was in jail again, and only had a measly two properties. Sebastien was collecting rent left and right, and beginning to build his empire. David and Pierre each had a Monopoly of their own but not enough money to build anything yet.
"This game is rigged, I always lose," Chuck sulked as he paid another $50 to get out of jail. He rolled the dice and landed on an orange, handing Sebastien $16 before pushing the dice in his direction. Sebastien added two more houses to his blue properties for $400 before landing on an un-owned property and completing another Monopoly.
Pierre rolled, landing himself on Go, out of harms way for Sebastien's astronomical rents and collecting his $200. David grabbed the dice and blew on them before shaking them vigorously in his hand. He counted out his eight spaces, landing on the "Bond Villains" and grabbing a card from the middle.
"Collect $50 from every player. Excellent! Pay up bitches," he said, thrusting his hand to the middle of the board to collect his $150. Chuck mumbled profanities as he threw $50 at David and grabbed the dice, throwing them down on the board. The dice showed two fives. Pierre moved his boyfriend's piece to the utility, asking him for $40 rent sympathetically. Chuck gave him his money before scooping up the dice again and rolling an eleven. Sebastien grabbed the hat this time and counted out the squares before announcing smugly the eleventh spot and placing Chuck on his blue property with three houses.
"That will be $1400, Chuck," Sebastien said with a grin.
"I'm bankrupt!" Chuck exclaimed dejectedly, throwing his money at Sebastien. "This game fucking sucks."
"Calm down, Chuck," Sebastien said, handing the man back his money. "You're not bankrupt. Give me your shirt."
"Excuse me?" Chuck's eyes we're bugging out of his head at Sebastien's request.
"Give, me, your, shirt," Sebastien repeated, talking to Chuck like he was five years old. David and Pierre burst out laughing at the expression on Chuck's face.
"Now this is my kind of Monopoly," David said, wiggling his eyebrows. Chuck slipped his t-shirt over his head and surrendered it to Sebastien, complaining there was a draft in the room. Play continued, each of the men's little pieces making their way around the board, and Pierre, David, and Chuck stripping their clothing to surrender to Sebastien.
A half an hour later, David and Chuck were left only in their boxers, where as Pierre had his boxers and both socks. Sebastien had a very satisfied grin on his face as he looked at the three men surrounding him.
"Chuck, it's your turn," Sebastien said, handing the mostly naked man next to him the dice.
"Isn't this game over yet?" Chuck mumbled, shaking the dice in his hand and dropping them to the board. Chuck moved his piece the five spaces designated by the dice and came to a stop on "Bond Girls." He took the card Pierre handed him and turned it over to read aloud.
"Advance to Boardwalk. Fuck my life," Chuck said throwing the card. Sebastien quickly grabbed the hat and placed it on his property, which now held a hotel.
"Boxers please, Mr. Comeau," Sebastien said, holding out his hand.
"No, I lost. Game over. I don't need to take them off," Chuck fought, his cheeks starting to turn red.
"No, no, no. Rules say -" Sebastien started.
"The rules say nothing about stripping," Chuck retorted.
"You know what I mean. Now take them off!" Sebastien wiggled the fingers on his outstretched hand.
Chuck's face turned even redder as he stood and slid the boxers off his slim hips. He stepped out of them, and then threw them at Sebastien's face, quickly taking his seat again. David let out a whistle and cat called. Pierre noticed Chuck sat awkwardly, trying to cover his visible arousal with his hands. He felt himself hardening at the sight of his boyfriend's unwanted nakedness. He discretely adjusted himself to help relieve the growing strain in his boxers. David was now fanning himself with what little money he had left.
"Is it just me or did it get a lot hotter in here all of a sudden?" he asked with a sly grin on his face, pointedly looking at his boyfriend. Sebastien caught David's eyes, giving him cheeky smile. His eyes gave the message that he couldn't wait to get his hands on him after the game. Sebastien quickly scooped up the dice, suddenly wanting the game to end right then.
The remaining three men each had a few more turns before finally, it was Sebastien and Pierre left, Pierre only in his boxers. David and Chuck watched on, both completely naked. David lounged comfortably, leaning back in his chair with his feet propped up on the corner of the table, giving everyone an unobstructed view of himself. Sebastien was practically drooling over the sight of David; he was completely distracted from the game. He rolled the dice, leaving Pierre to move his piece. He landed on one of Pierre's properties and handed him his entire stack of money.
"Here, Pierre. You win. It was fun. We should do this again sometime you guys," he quickly said before jumping up from his seat and grabbing his boyfriend in the process. The sudden movement startled David, making him emit an uncharacteristic squeak. He roughly pushed him down the hall to the bedroom, his hands already feeling him up.
"Night guys!" David called before Sebastien opened the door and practically threw him into the dark room onto the bed. He slammed the door behind him and immediately rid himself of his clothing.
Sebastien tossed his last piece of clothing before diving onto the bed. He landed right on top of a surprised David, causing him to emit a grunt from the force. He attacked his boyfriend's mouth with his own, not worried about whether or not he had hurt him. His hands roamed over David's chest, groping and touching everything they slid over.
"Mmm, God. You we're such a tease out there, just sitting there, flaunting yourself practically."
"Flaunting?" David laughed. "I was just playing the game."
"Yeah well you made me lose the game."
"You could've kept playing and you know you would've won, you were just itching to jump my bones though," David said, sticking out his tongue, forgetting his boyfriend wouldn't be able to see it in the dark. Sebastien silenced David by capturing his mouth and continuing his hand groping.
Both men were painfully aroused, having both been so for the past half hour. David thrust up, rubbing himself against Sebastien, in a desperate attempt for friction. Sebastien caught onto David's not so subtle hint and moved his hand down to grasp the throbbing erection. David let out a loud moan of approval as Sebastien worked his hand up and down. Suddenly, the sound of the shower starting in the next room could be heard in the background.
"What was that?" David asked breathily.
"What was what?" Sebastien said, fumbling for something on the bedside table. His hand finally closed on a bottle of lubricant after knocking over everything in its path. He opened the cap and squeezed a generous amount into his hand before grasping David again.
"Didn't you hear - oh - never mind," David attempted to say but was unable to process his thoughts with all his blood rushing to his penis.
Sebastien grabbed the lubricant again, this time grabbing David's hand and squirting it into it. He then positioned himself over David, allowing him access to his ass. David slipped a finger into the tight hole, earning a groan from Sebastien before slipping another and scissoring them to stretch him out.
"David!" Sebastien yelped as David's fingers brushed over his prostate. "God, please, stop teasing. Just do it," Sebastien demanded.
David quickly removed his fingers from Sebastien's ass and grasped his hips, positioning him over his throbbing erection. Sebastien slowly pushed down until he was fully sitting in David's lap. David groaned, very happy with the tight, warm feeling of Sebastien wrapped around him. Sebastien turned to face his boyfriend before he started moving up and down.
Soon the room smelt of sex and sweat, becoming hot and stuffy very fast. A sheen of sweat appeared on Sebastien's brow as he continued his movement. David pushed his hair out of his face and reached in front of him to grab Sebastien's neglected penis. He began pumping it and quickly the two men formed a steady rhythm.
The men flipped positions, allowing David to pound into Sebastien's ass as his hand moved so quickly over cock that it was a blur. David quickly found Sebastien's spot and angled himself to hit it with every thrust. A few minutes passed and Sebastien threw his head back, letting out a guttural moan before losing it and coming all over his stomach and David's still pumping hand. He clenched his ass over David as he rode out his climax, which was more than enough to push David over the edge as well. He collapsed onto his boyfriend's chest, emptying himself completely into his ass.
They lay motionless for some time before David moved to roll to the side of his boyfriend. Sebastien leaned over to engage him in a passionate kiss and run his hand through David's already wild hair. The two men were caught up in the moment when a loud thump from the next room brought them back to reality.
"What was that?" Sebastien asked, separating his lips from David's, but only just enough to ask the question. David began to laugh, realizing what the source of all the noise must have been.
"I think that Pierre and Chuck must have, uh, helped themselves to the shower." Sebastien processed what his boyfriend said before letting out a laugh.
"Oh, I get it now," he said, still laughing. He settled his head on top of David's chest, listening to him breathing. "Do you think we should go clean up the kitchen?"
"No, I just want to lay here with my Bond girl," David said with an awful British accent. Sebastien cracked up and swatted David's chest
"Well then 007, what's your next assignment?" Sebastian asked between giggles.
"You," David said seductively before he captured Sebastien's mouth in a sultry kiss.