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i need a change. i'm ready to dye my hair black or pierce my nose or something. i just need something exciting in my life. something good exciting. maybe i am hungry for attention or something, but i feel the need for something different.
i'm tired of it all. i'm tired of people asking me every day, "are you emo still". i'm just about ready to punch them in the face if they ask me again. i'm not going to say that i don't give a care what people think, cause that would be a lie, but i'm going to try to stop caring and just go with my instincts.
How to Annoy People in an Elevator:
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body"
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and say " i think they want in..."
Bring a camera, take pictures of every body on the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Call out, "group hug!" and enforce it.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
To be continued....
i'm tired of it all. i'm tired of people asking me every day, "are you emo still". i'm just about ready to punch them in the face if they ask me again. i'm not going to say that i don't give a care what people think, cause that would be a lie, but i'm going to try to stop caring and just go with my instincts.
How to Annoy People in an Elevator:
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body"
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and say " i think they want in..."
Bring a camera, take pictures of every body on the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Call out, "group hug!" and enforce it.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
To be continued....