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[rockville]

(from mcsweeneys)

PLACES UNICORNS LOOK AWESOME OR MAGNIFICENT:

Under a rainbow
Eating a bowl of glitter
Faded into the tanned, leathery shoulder of my 59-year old lesbian aunt
Knee deep in morning mist with its horn glistening in early dawn
Flying through some clouds
Pretty much anywhere if the airbrush artist is skilled enough

NICKNAMES FOR TOUGHGUY UNICORNS:

Rod
Impaler
Mythdemeanor
Punkture Wound
Horny D
Shaft
Rainblow
Spear-It
Slanted and Enchanted
Drill Bitch
UniKorn